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Feb 21 • 5 tweets • 2 min read

A tale of 2 new Republics #Dontesk #Luhanska narrated Bollywood style. Ukraine had an affair with usa. Got pregnant. Told Biden - suniye Ji. Mai aapke bachche KI ma banne wali hu. Biden replied - um uh uh uh uh uh uh uh .. Ukraine was v sad. Didn’t know what to do

Next went to NATO. Said I’m pregnant with usa … NATO says - Yeh Din dekhne ke liye tumhe bada kiya tha ? Parivar KI izzat mitti mei mila di. Dafa ho jao Yaha se ..

Now Ukraine was a lost soul .. worried ar the prospect of an unwed mother it went to Putin hoping for a solution, some consolation. Putin said - Arre bachche to Bhagwan ka roop hote hai. A special godbharai was also organised. With full respect ..

Now Ukraine was happy. Carried baby to full term. Delivered today evening. Putin the happy godfather was waiting outside. The nurse came outside and said - Badhai Ho. Twins hue hai. 😁

Putin smiled. Twice the joy, twice the fun ….

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