NEWS ALERT: Tues Feb 22, 2022
@ryanlindley at the desk today.
Coverage of important stories from the day will be added to this thread.
🔺EMERGENCIES ACT EXTENDED. Will now include sweeping powers including if you even look at a truck, your credit score decreases by 100pts.
@ryanlindley at the desk today.
Coverage of important stories from the day will be added to this thread.
🔺EMERGENCIES ACT EXTENDED. Will now include sweeping powers including if you even look at a truck, your credit score decreases by 100pts.
WORLD DESK:
China sends official correspondence to the UN regarding Russia. Loosely translated, the short but pointed message was "Yo, what's with that guy? I think he's going through some things..."
China sends official correspondence to the UN regarding Russia. Loosely translated, the short but pointed message was "Yo, what's with that guy? I think he's going through some things..."
SPORTS:
Contract talks between Leafs Austin Matthews' moustache and Austin Matthews' nose getting closer to a deal. Officials confident they will come together at some point soon.
Contract talks between Leafs Austin Matthews' moustache and Austin Matthews' nose getting closer to a deal. Officials confident they will come together at some point soon.
WEATHER: with Spring fast approaching, meteorologists predict a cold & precipitation-filled transition back to warm weather because screw us, right? Like, here's some more shit to deal with because you haven't had a shitty enough year. F*ck those guys.
High of +9⁰ or whatever
High of +9⁰ or whatever
ASTROLOGY:
Today is Tuesday 2/22/2022.
Your life will not change due to this. You shouldn't change the asshole that you are. In fact, you should be double the dickheadedness today.
Numerology Enthusiast @LochlinCross thinks you should pay a loser tax and buy a lottery ticket.
Today is Tuesday 2/22/2022.
Your life will not change due to this. You shouldn't change the asshole that you are. In fact, you should be double the dickheadedness today.
Numerology Enthusiast @LochlinCross thinks you should pay a loser tax and buy a lottery ticket.
🚨 BREAKING 🚨
Despite the brilliant, eloquent and poignant arguments Dwayne Lich provided to the court on Saturday, Tamara Lich's quest for bail has been DENIED.
Judge found too many gaps in his crooked, rotten story. Reality was far apart from his statements.
Despite the brilliant, eloquent and poignant arguments Dwayne Lich provided to the court on Saturday, Tamara Lich's quest for bail has been DENIED.
Judge found too many gaps in his crooked, rotten story. Reality was far apart from his statements.
BREAKING: @fordnation scraps license plate sticker renewal fees, essentially ending all inflation issues Ontario families are facing.
"$10/month ought to cover that eh? I'm heading back to the cottage now."
"$10/month ought to cover that eh? I'm heading back to the cottage now."
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