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Feb 24 • 16 tweets • 2 min read

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Okeedokee here we go…!

https://twitter.com/hydrogenevolved/status/1496648987864182788

They seem to be a few minutes behind. Here’s the agenda for tonight:

go.boarddocs.com/az/chandler/Bo…

Here’s the public written comments for tonight. Something seems a bit off - mixup with last meeting’s speaker cards maybe…?

cusd80.com/Page/116522

We’re a go! Starting now!

Joel and Frank are in masks (for now???)

#JasonOlive isn’t because of course he isn’t.

Room looks pretty crowded.

Ahhhh. Perhaps a repeat of their ridiculous mask-wearing for the photo-op/awards portion.

$10 says Frank and Joel lose those masks as soon as they’re seated.

And Lara has now removed her mask for some reason. 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

Presentation on student raising money to help pay off teacher student loan debt. 💙

Student body President presentations now.

Public comments now…

3 speakers, 3 mins each.

Think Kurt is up first?

LOL! Yup. And he’s here to talk about “discipline.” 👀

Except he’s talking about chicken thighs.

Which were not discussed last time.

BREASTS KURT! BREASTS BREASTS BREASTS!!!!!

BRRRRREASTSSSS!!!!

Very pro-teacher, Kurt. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

What… what is on the podium…? Is that a Bible? Oh yeah, it’s a Bible.

And a statue…?

Last speaker: “covid mitigation.”

Wow.

What this meeting lacked in numbers it more than made up for in… “flair”…?

I mean… holy fucken shit is this the woman taking over for Nicole????

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Y’all this last speaker was GOLD!

I can’t even 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Feb 24

@ChandlerUnified

1/🧵Ok everybody there were only 3 speakers at tonight’s @ChandlerUnified mtg but they were… something else.

Seriously, have a seat. No wait - make some popcorn, pour yourself a nice beverage, and settle in for the @nbcsnl school board skit they can only wish they had written.

2/🧵 First up: Kurt Rohrs.

“To speak about discipline.”

Discipline.

Remember this.

DISCIPLINE.

3/🧵 “So let’s talk about chicken thighs.”

Y’all… 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Feb 24

@ChandlerUnified

‼️ #Chandler ‼️
Don’t forget: tonight’s @ChandlerUnified gov board mtg starts at ⏰ 7pm.

If you feel comfortable you can attend in person and possibly even speak.

Unsure of what to say? Feel free to brainstorm off this idea:

HEY FUCKERS - WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT IS THIS?!

Speaking of “WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT IS THIS?!” the company #Charlatan4CUSD keeps is really just… wow. It just gets better and better.

legalinsurrection.com/2021/12/chicag…

Or watch live here: youtube.com/channel/UCU8IG…

I’ll do my best to live tweet what I can.

Currently screaming “WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT IS THIS?!” on repeat though so I may just have a rage aneurysm at any moment over the dumbfuck cowards at CUSD kissing that trash bigot’s ass.

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Feb 23

@Kateyaz1

Well what in the bigoted extremist, white Christian nationalist, “Domestic Terrorist!,” #Charlatan4CUSD book-burning bullshit hell is this, @Kateyaz1?

Youth mental health?

Social justice?

Anyone else think this smells a tad grift-ey to you…?

@barktechco

@barktechco @CommonSense @CommonSenseEd is this a good look for an “ambassador,” or someone on your advisory board?

https://twitter.com/hydrogenevolved/status/1496316354034651137

Is a bigot known for peddling anti-mask/anti-Vaxx conspiracy theories a good fit for your “wellness” brand, Katey?

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Nov 1, 2021

@ChandlerUnified

1/🧵Remember @ChandlerUnified’s shameful handling of the vote to amend the ASBA bylaws so that the Hispanic/Native American Caucus wouldn’t have to share a board seat, taking turns every 2 years just to have part-time representation? (A reminder 👇)

https://twitter.com/HydrogenEvolved/status/1448659514870304782

@JoelWirth4CUSD

2/🧵In summary: @JoelWirth4CUSD is definitely a racist, #JasonOlive asked to table the vote b/c he didn’t have the info he needed to decide if representation matters 🙄, & Board Pres. #BarbMozdzen said it could be revisited on the 23rd. (Which didn’t happen.)

https://twitter.com/hydrogenevolved/status/1453592108057587712

3/🧵 This sure happened though! And what was actually on the agenda? This: approving the NSBA fees for 2021.

https://twitter.com/hydrogenevolved/status/1453592108057587712

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Oct 28, 2021

@ChandlerUnified

1/🧵Hey @ChandlerUnified at what point do you finally stand up and say people cannot use your meetings to spout racism, bigotry, or tonight’s special surprise: ANTISEMITISM. “Let’s get to the very bottom of it… if you want to bring race into it, it’s the Jews.” @ADLArizona

2/🧵 B/c when this asshole got APPLAUSE from the usual suspects, Board President Barb Mozdzen simply said: “Your comments really need to be related to what the school board can do something about, and [laughing] this was not something we can something about.” Which part, Barb?

3/🧵Can you not do something about Covid vaccines being “deadly poison”? Or that “everybody who takes it is damaging their immune system”? Or that it’s going to “destroy” children? Should she not have said those things b/c you can’t do anything about them, or b/c they’re LIES?