1/🧵Ok everybody there were only 3 speakers at tonight’s @ChandlerUnified mtg but they were… something else.

Seriously, have a seat. No wait - make some popcorn, pour yourself a nice beverage, and settle in for the @nbcsnl school board skit they can only wish they had written.
2/🧵 First up: Kurt Rohrs.

“To speak about discipline.”

Discipline.

Remember this.

DISCIPLINE.
3/🧵 “So let’s talk about chicken thighs.”

Y’all… 🤣🤣🤣🤣
4/🧵 Ok before we continue with Kurt, let’s revisit the last meeting for a critical moment he’s about to reference: pointing out the ridiculousness of permission slips sent home over chicken BREASTS.
6/🧵 Just to be clear, if you’d thought “permission slips over chicken breasts cannot get any more ridiculous period” you would not have been unreasonable.

But you would have been wrong.

Enter CUSD Board Candidate Kurt Rohrs, who cannot bring himself to say “chicken breasts”…
7/🧵 … but can bring himself to say this.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT, KURT. 😳
8/🧵 Think this is part of his plan to “Let Teachers Teach” in a “supportive environment” ???

Yikes. 😬
9/🧵 (ps Also Kurt on “Letting Teachers Teach”)
10/🧵 (pps Also Kurt on “discipline”…)
11/🧵 Mmkay then Kurt managed to work in some feigned concern over “the dignity of the teaching profession” …

… before basically dropping his pants to show his whole teacher-hating ass.

Remember: this man wants a seat on the CUSD governing board.

Maybe we stop that…?
12/🧵 Alrighty then so moving on from there, next up was a woman with multiple props.

Y’all… I expected greatness here.

I was not disappointed.
13/🧵 But first, she may have dropped out of the race, but we’ll always have “the Black Laws Dictionary,” right Nicole? 😢

It was a truly great moment in Props of CUSD Board Meetings history…
14/🧵 A woman, a bible, and a statue walk up to a podium…
15/🧵 (Yes we know what she’s talking about. No it won’t get linked here. It’s a recording supposedly taken from a classroom & posted by… b/c of course it’d be them… Purple4Parents. But unlike hate groups we aren’t cool w/ harassing teachers so… sorry. Not sharing it here.)
16/🧵 Let there be props!

Y’all can comment on your favorite parts of this. I have to get to bed at some point this year. 🤣
17/🧵 Now, I know what you’re probably thinking: no WAY is anyone topping that.

Oh ye of little faith…

✅ brought a handout
✅ “independent journalist”
✅ DETERMINED TO WIN TONIGHT’S BINGO GAME!!!
18/🧵This woman was NOT messing around. It’s a 9-hr time difference b/t AZ & The Netherlands. This poor woman of many, many hats was obviously powering through brutal jet lag to personally deliver these charges of broken INTERNATIONAL LAWS straight from The Hague.

Y’ALL 😭😭😭
19/🧵 And there you have it, #Chandler.

I am exhausted from laughing. This was… this was a classic night, y’all. The circus did not disappoint! 🤡 🎪 🤹‍♂️ 🍿 🥜

(Actual footage of their clown car leaving the parking lot! 🤣🤣🤣)

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More from @HydrogenEvolved

Feb 24
They seem to be a few minutes behind. Here’s the agenda for tonight:

go.boarddocs.com/az/chandler/Bo…
Here’s the public written comments for tonight. Something seems a bit off - mixup with last meeting’s speaker cards maybe…?

cusd80.com/Page/116522
Read 16 tweets
Feb 24
‼️ #Chandler ‼️
Don’t forget: tonight’s @ChandlerUnified gov board mtg starts at ⏰ 7pm.

If you feel comfortable you can attend in person and possibly even speak.

Unsure of what to say? Feel free to brainstorm off this idea:

HEY FUCKERS - WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT IS THIS?!
Speaking of “WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT IS THIS?!” the company #Charlatan4CUSD keeps is really just… wow. It just gets better and better.

legalinsurrection.com/2021/12/chicag…
Or watch live here: youtube.com/channel/UCU8IG…

I’ll do my best to live tweet what I can.

Currently screaming “WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT IS THIS?!” on repeat though so I may just have a rage aneurysm at any moment over the dumbfuck cowards at CUSD kissing that trash bigot’s ass.
Read 4 tweets
Feb 23
Well what in the bigoted extremist, white Christian nationalist, “Domestic Terrorist!,” #Charlatan4CUSD book-burning bullshit hell is this, @Kateyaz1?

Youth mental health?

Social justice?

Anyone else think this smells a tad grift-ey to you…? ImageImageImageImage
@barktechco @CommonSense @CommonSenseEd is this a good look for an “ambassador,” or someone on your advisory board? ImageImageImageImage
Is a bigot known for peddling anti-mask/anti-Vaxx conspiracy theories a good fit for your “wellness” brand, Katey?
Read 8 tweets
Nov 1, 2021
1/🧵Remember @ChandlerUnified’s shameful handling of the vote to amend the ASBA bylaws so that the Hispanic/Native American Caucus wouldn’t have to share a board seat, taking turns every 2 years just to have part-time representation? (A reminder 👇)
2/🧵In summary: @JoelWirth4CUSD is definitely a racist, #JasonOlive asked to table the vote b/c he didn’t have the info he needed to decide if representation matters 🙄, & Board Pres. #BarbMozdzen said it could be revisited on the 23rd. (Which didn’t happen.)
3/🧵 This sure happened though! And what was actually on the agenda? This: approving the NSBA fees for 2021.
Read 28 tweets
Oct 28, 2021
1/🧵Hey @ChandlerUnified at what point do you finally stand up and say people cannot use your meetings to spout racism, bigotry, or tonight’s special surprise: ANTISEMITISM. “Let’s get to the very bottom of it… if you want to bring race into it, it’s the Jews.” @ADLArizona
2/🧵 B/c when this asshole got APPLAUSE from the usual suspects, Board President Barb Mozdzen simply said: “Your comments really need to be related to what the school board can do something about, and [laughing] this was not something we can something about.” Which part, Barb?
3/🧵Can you not do something about Covid vaccines being “deadly poison”? Or that “everybody who takes it is damaging their immune system”? Or that it’s going to “destroy” children? Should she not have said those things b/c you can’t do anything about them, or b/c they’re LIES?
Read 12 tweets

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