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Mar 21 12 tweets 5 min read
Putin denies this.
Since Putin cannot "win against Ukraine he will launch a war against Russians. economist.com/leaders/2022/0…
Let's call it. Russia has and has always had a shit army with shit equipment maintained at about the rate that Afghans used to keep their gear up to spec. When Vlad the Angry pushes the big nuke button. Watch out for sparks.
All their sexy time Pantsirs were knocked out by TB-2s in Libya, all their reservists being called up are going to Plan B. There is no Jiffy Lubeski in Ukraine.
Putin's Pals are not happy that he is making them into brokeasses. The jungle drums are pounding with proposals to beard for Oligarchs. Turkey and Israel have a new economic pitch for the yacht and mistress crowd. This should get interesting. #SadVlad newsweek.com/russias-elite-…
Turkey love them some oligarch loot. The problem is the lira and the ruble are so low oligarchs have to buy most of Istanbul just to launder enough to buy a decent meal. reuters.com/world/middle-e…
Seems like a perfect time to build that Trump Tower in Moscow. Real estate so cheap even Daddy Fred would have bought in. No customers but once Putin is gone...happy days will be here againski. washingtonpost.com/business/2022/…
Israel doesn't know what to do with their naughty Russian oligarchs. Hey....Maybe the Abraham Accords will save them! timesofisrael.com/toxic-russian-…
It might get tough. The old fashioned ways of laundering money could be problematic. Its hard for criminals to go straight. en.globes.co.il/en/article-isr…
Putin is going to ruin it for all criminals: "According to the Atlantic Council, president Vladimir Putin and his associates control about one-quarter of the estimated $1 trillion in Russian dark money hidden outside of the country." qz.com/2136067/where-…
Putin will blink and keep whatever tattered remnants of Ukraine that he has stolen. He really wants the south to strangle the north. The world needs to punish Vlad for stealing other people's things. But the little shit needs Maripol to join things together. #BadVlad
The good news about Putin's inner circle needing frontmen to hide their money is that Steve Bannon now finally can go on BeardForOligarchs.com and find a replacement rich guy to sponsor his oiled up gladiator boy school. in Crimea of course. thedailybeast.com/russias-alt-ri…

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