Thread by @bunsenbernerbmd

HOL UP
THE POWER OF THE DOG DOESNT EVEN HAVE A DOG IN IT AND IT COULD WIN BEST PICTURE?

OK I AM BEING TOLD BY BUNSEN THERE ARE THREE DOGS BUT THEY ARENT MAIN CHARACTERS WTH

IM SURE KING RICHARD DOES AS THOSE BRITISH MONARCHS SURE LOVE THEIR CORGIS

Um Beaker.. I hate to break it to you…

YOUVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME. DOES LICORICE PIZZA EVEN HAVE PIZZA IN IT

Um no.

OMG HUMANS AND THEIR METAPHORS.
DOES DUNE EVEN HAVE SAND

Yes. Yes it does. So much sand.

THEN IT SHOULD WIN
@oscarmayer YOU SHOULD HAVE A CATEGORY CALLED:
“THE TITLE IS ACTUALLY RELEVANT”

Beaker that’s not #Oscars2022 account, you just @‘d a hotdog company.

THEY WOULD DO A BETTER JOB OF PICKING MOVIES
BEST PICTURE WITH BACON
BEST PICTURE WITH HOTDOGS
BEST SUPPORTING MEAT
ORIGINAL SCORE ABOUT HAM
BEST PICTURE WITH DOGS EATING HOTDOGS

I can’t believe I’m going to say this, but I bet more people would watch those awards.

ALSO DONT LOOK UP IS SUPER ABLEIST, DOGS CAN ONLY LOOK UP A BIT I FEEL THEY ARE POKING FUN AT US

It’s about a meteor/comet heading toward Earth. People are told not to look up because the people in power didn’t want the population listening to all of the scientists who said it was happening

HA HA HA LIKE THAT WOULD HAPPEN IN REAL LIFE BUNSEN. PEOPLE WOULD LISTEN TO ALL OF THE SCIENTISTS AND NOT A RANDOM COUPLE POLITICIANS

Where have you been Beaker? We were a science communication account during a pandemic. Some days our dm’s were a nightmare

IS THAT WHY YOU WERE HIDING IN THAT ALLEY?

What? I’m the brave one!!!Remember when I defended you from the coyote on the west side of our property? That was a story!!!

OK TO SUM UP:
✅DOGS SHOULD BE IN ALL MOVIES.
✅DOGS SHOULD BE THE MAIN CHARACTERS ALWAYS
✅THERE SHOULD BE HAM
✅THEY SHOULD GET TO DRIVE IN A CAR