Two businessmen in the center of town were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store. The store wasn't ready yet, they’d gotten only some shelves put up.
One said to the other, "I bet any minute now some old fart is going to walk by, put their face to the window and ask what we're selling".
No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, an old woman walked to the window, had a peek and asked "What are you selling here?"
One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling assholes.”
Without missing a beat the old woman said, "Must be doing well...only two left!"
#SLAMDUNK, granny!
Without missing a beat the old woman said, "Must be doing well...only two left!"
#SLAMDUNK, granny!
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