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Mar 28 8 tweets 2 min read
As we move steadfast into #election season (which in many ways seems to be playing out as a sort of political mating season), I am noticing a rather interesting phenomenon, which some may find worthy of a research project/case study:
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I believe there may be a direct correlation between the shrinking temporal distance to election day & the increased spread of public displays of absurdity.
You may say absurdity has always been our bread & butter (or bread & olive oil).
& that may be true, absurdity abounds.
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But most of it is neither wilful nor premeditated.
However, as we move closer & closer to election day, there seems to be an effervescence of conscious creation & innovation of the absurd, put on public display for all to witness, celebrate, & participate in!
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A sort of a carnival mood (minus the joys & aesthetics) begins to build up, & more & more people throw caution to the wind, saying & chanting the absolute utter godawful weirdest things to express their undying love for & infatuation with their mortal gods!
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They start spontaneously erupting into odd song & dance rituals, performed as offerings to their political deities.. Songs whose tune & lyrics pile praise upon glorification of the deity, & dances which celebrate & accentuate the wilful expression of the absurd!
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Another aspect of this rise of widespread public displays of absurdity comes not from the public, but from the political figures & figureheads & figurines: they convene frequent public conventions & press conferences for no other purpose but to publicize their absurdities!
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Okay, that's not fully accurate: they convene these to share & promote their political platforms.
Which in itself is absurd!
The lies & hypocrisy in these events, the sheer audacity of their lies is just pure unadulterated absurdity! & they know it, & their audience knows it
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& everyone knows none of that crap is to be taken seriously!
It's just part of the ceremonial public displays of absurdity.

& we are yet 48 days away from the peak of celebratory absurdity! Between now & then: brace yourselves & enjoy the show*

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Mar 27
More than two years into a series of "unprecedented" calamities in #Lebanon, & despite a glorious stretch of uprising & rebellion, & countless moments of rage interjected with twice as many moments of despair, we remain frozen like so many deer in the headlights...
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We are not frozen out of a lack of will or some self-inflicted incapacity.. We (& by "we" I mean a largely silent collective of anti-regime citizens) are quite simply proverbial deer staring down the headlights as they zoom flashing by one after the other after the other..
2/10
Just today, we mourn another victim of the Beirut explosion of Aug. 4, 2020. 600 days to the day since the explosion that tore half our lives apart, & we still count our victims!

Many speak of Lebanon's citizens suffering collective PTSD, but I'm not sure that's accurate..
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Dec 25, 2021
This morning's timely #trivia

💫 Christmas 🎄

The oldest English language reference to Christams as the occasion celebrating the Feast of the Nativity of Jesus comes from Old English "Cristes mæsse" (i.e. Mass on Christ's Day), eventually becoming one word mid 14th C
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Putting aside debated connections to pagan celebrations of the winter solstice (such as the Norse Yule & the Roman Saturnalia), the earliest known celebration of Christmas was some time in the 4th C, spreading to Egypt by the 430s & to England by the late 500s.
2/10
As there is no mention in the Bible of the birthdate of Jesus, with many sources in fact suggestion that his birth was more likely in spring than in winter, Dec. 25 was chosen for its symbolism rather than its historical accuracy
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Dec 24, 2021
My earliest memory of a #ChristmasEve celebration comes back to me every year around this time...
I must have been around 6 or 7 years old, & we were gathered at a family friend's home in beautiful Ain Zhalta. The house was a short distance in off the main road..
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There were pine & other conifers around it, all lightly covered with snow, though I don't recall much snow on the ground.
There was no electricity, & no generators polluting the lull of the eve. Nothing in the air but the scent of burning wood from stoves inside the homes..
2/5
Inside, there was so much cheer bouncing around the walls, adults chattering away about things we kids had no concern understanding, chestnuts roasting atop a Qatorji stove, & so much warmth..
We gathered around the Christmas tree whose lights had no need to flicker
3/5
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Aug 30, 2021
🧵 What does it mean to live in #Lebanon these days?
1. Primarily, living in Lebanon means the thuggish regime has not yet killed you (through direct assassination, wilful incompetence, or just pure criminal negligence).
1/11
2. It means living hour-to-hour, or day-to-day if fortunate.
3. It means waking up with the following thoughts being your first of the day:
Do we have electricity?
Hot water?
Can I/ should I run the washing machine?
Do I have enough gas in the car in case of emergency?
2/11
& if that emergency involves getting medicines, will I be able to find the meds?
What if I go queue for gas & then a shootout happens at the station?
Did I get enough bread the other day? Should I try to get some today?
Do I have enough gas to do so?
3/11
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Aug 10, 2021
🧵 Nothing but a #rant

I am quite literally unable to work.
I am unable to sit in the sweltering heat in a darkened make-shift work space at home tethering my laptop to the 3G (is it even 3?) on my phone so I can get through part of the day's work, when every nerve & fibre
1/8
in my body & mind is silently screaming every curse word I have ever learned, & many new ones I am inventing on the daily, hurling them at every president, minister, MP, militia leader, war-lord current & former, pharmacy lord, fuel-station lord, bank lord (...)
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every & any single one of them that my mind cares to remember..

I am unable to work, thinking of all those who have no work to be unable to do.. of all those sitting down in silence mourning their dead, their killed, mourning their lives, mourning their tears, blood, & toil
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Aug 10, 2021
I have kept myself away from Twitter most of this past day/night..
My nerves are really tightly strung, & my mind a chaotic playground for devout pessimism.. So I figured a bit of time off would do them good.

I log on, & the first 4 tweets I catch on my #Lebanon timeline

1/7
have to do with the power cuts: stories of sleeping (rather: inability to sleep) in the heat, others of extremely low mobile or computer battery charge, & one post even asking when will the people say "enough"!

But perhaps that's just it. Perhaps the people won't say enough

2/7
Not because they are incapable or unwilling.
But perhaps, just perhaps, the people haven't gotten enough.

Is it possible that the people have grown so accustomed so fast to this state of utter collapse that their minds have now not only grown accustomed to it but actually

3/7
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