So you want to welcome a Bernese Mountain Dog into your life?
Here is a thread of very important things you need to know.
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Bernese Mountain Dogs start as bear cubs that will melt your brain with cuteness.
People will RUN through traffic to see your puppy. They grow into BIG dogs.
Not as big as St. Bernards or Newfies, but big. Be prepared for a BIG puppy and then a BIG dog.
Bernese Mountain Dogs are wonderful family dogs. They adore their family and usually pick one person who is THEIR PERSON. They are affectionate and love their family.
Berners need socialization or as adults or they can be aloof and shy. This is pretty common for most dogs.
Berners are also watch dogs with a BOOMING SCARY bark.
They are also protectors too.
They are bred for the cold. Berners do NOT do well in hot weather and can overheat and die. That doesn’t mean you can’t have one in a very warm area, but you have to pay special attention to them. Lots of water, shade, and a fan or air conditioning (if a hot climate)
Berners have toddler time. It’s about an hour a day where they just need special attention because of reasons. We don’t know what those reasons are, but you must be prepared for an hour of needy dog time a day.
While some Berners swim and love the water, the water Berners like most is the FROZEN kind aka snow. They LIVE for the snow and can withstand freezing temperatures. If you live where there is snow, a Berner could be a good choice.
They do not like lemons as a puppy.
Berners are NOT dumb. They are wicked smart (and can be stubborn). They are easily trained and LOVE to please their people. They love to learn and can be easily taught obedience commands.
Berners LOVE kids, toddlers, and babies. They are super gentle around them and tolerate much shenanigans. (Golden’s are decent too!)
They are also super gentle with tiny dogs/puppies.
Berners have two times a year they blow their coat and it is SHEDMAGGEDON.
You should brush your Berner twice a week- they can get terrible matting and usually need to get groomed a couple times a year.
Life Span.
It’s true that big dogs don’t live as long as smaller dogs- also Berners were bred back from near extinction recently so they have a smaller gene pool. There are some lines with cancer. Do your homework.
Joints and exercise.
Berners LOVE adventure. They are up for walks and romps one a day. They are GREAT hikers.
After that- it’s nap time for the REST of the day.
Keep their weight slim and trim to protect those joints.
Bunsen looks chonky, but he is very trim. (It’s Fluff)
They make great scientists.
They can teach us all about kindness and that gift doesn’t have a price.*
* be prepared for a LARGE food bill though
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It’s time for the PAWSCARS!
We will start, but we would to see your own nominees in this thread!
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For Best Supporting Actress in the film “BEAKERING III: A GOOD DAY TO BEAK HARD”
Beaker is nominated for really selling the role and driving home her tenacious spirit.
For Best Actor in the drama: “To Find a Mooseleg” Bunsen is nominated for his gripping performance of not wanting to give up and being undeterred in his role.
Going to welcome a Golden Retriever into your life?
Here is a thread about 10 things to watch out for.
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1. Goldens have a “soft mouth” which means when they retrieve things they generally don’t destroy it. HOWEVER as puppies they will CHEW everything.
2. Goldens have a ton of energy and are up for adventures multiple times a day. They LOVE runs, walks, and hikes.
That energy means they have constant BEAKERING until they turn three or four. (And maybe later!)
A ranking of Canadian Wildlife in terms of danger as experienced by Bunsen
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Richardson's Ground Squirrel (GOPHER)
Danger 0/10
These small creatures live in the ground (smart) and only pop out to yell at each other and the dogs who get too close. They are annoying, but harmless. Beaker attempts to catch them daily. 2/7 flic.kr/p/HeC8wD
Yelling Sneaky Tree Cat A.K.A. SQUIRREL
Danger 2/10
While harmless, their annoying behaviour and irritating call brings this animal up the danger chart. Impossible to catch, impervious to barking, and chucker of acorns, the squirrel is just dumb. flic.kr/p/9xuidv
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Small Humans:
Danger Rating 0/10
Small humans are mostly harmless, sticky, less hairy versions of their larger counterparts,
They make loud sounds, fall over, and complete daily nonsense. Ignore.
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Teens
Danger Rating 2/10
Teens are gangly, smelly, loud almost humans. While they are almost always acting suspicious it is not their fault. They are full of hormones and it isn’t polite to spay or neuter them yet.
Bark a bunch.
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