Da steigst du ein Mal auf die Waage und schon ist die Welt in ihren Grundfesten erschüttert!11!!
W boson 👾
vs.
standard model of particle physics ⚛️🫧🌍🪐💫💥
Be like
1:0
😈💣🥴🥵💥🌟🤯☢️💨
Follow the @ScienceMagazine!
#followthescience
science.org/doi/10.1126/sc…
A sample of approx N = 4 million #Wboson candidates is used to obtain 
MW=80,433.5±6.4stat±6.9syst=
80,433.5±9.4 MeVc2MW=
...
Where is my copy-paste-error? 🤯
...
"the precision of which exceeds that of all previous measurements combined (stat, statistical uncertainty; syst, systematic uncertainty; MeV, mega–electron volts; c, speed of light in a vacuum)."
I mean combined or combined combined?
Dear 396 authors.
Are you into...
quantum physics or why the hack cannot I understand your abstract dear fellow scientists 🥼🔭🧑‍🔬🧬🌐👨‍🔬👩‍🔬🧑‍🔬 et al.?
#AcademicChatter wow yes indeed - 396!!
One thing I understand for sure:
"This measurement is in significant tension with the standard model expectation"
I mean everyone - please stay calm - nothing to see here.
Only (anti?) newton nerds doing nerdy things.
Wegen so einem Paper, das möglicherweise das Standardmodell der Physik widerlegt, ändert man nicht seine Politik.
Wo kommen wir denn das hin!
Take a deep breath.
No shit Sherlock.
Everything will be okay.
Aaaaaaaahhhhh!!!
Don't get stressed out!
Relax and enjoy your life.
Science will come to your rescue.
And it will all turn out good.
I mean like.
All scientists go like Ernie & Bert.
Ah - calm down Thomas!
Calm down and read the comment!
science.org/doi/10.1126/sc…
"Over the past 60 years, the standard model (SM) has established itself as the most successful theory of matter and fundamental interactions—to date"
Ahhh - multiverse!!11!
Danger - danger - ...
Sorry have to stop to return to real life.
Thank you science for giving me this happy heart of the day!
@threadreaderapp please unroll to prove that standard model still in charge. Please?

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