Listen it’s like 5:30 am but this idea wouldn’t leave me alone so here have it:
#dkbk#dekubaku (they’re my new brand now 😒) anyway chem student katsuki who because he’s a top student and very diligent gets access to the labs after class and so spends much of his time in +
there tinkering away with solutions and all that (idk I failed chem)
Anyway cue lab technician Izuku who was called in to assist their lecturer one day and katsuki just. Fell. In. Love.
So after class finishes and katsuki is doing chemistry stuff he makes sure to make a +
mess.
Like a really big mess that would require Izuku to come in to clean it up.
Katsuki then takes this time to try and flirt with the guy but he’s awfully distant and just isn’t getting any of his hints.
He’d say something like “Deku youre just like sodium.”
And the +
man would look at him confused dressed in that oh so distracting lab coat and katsuki would reply with “cos you’re sodium fine”
and deku would scoff going back to his clean up.
Or he’d say something like “are you an exothermic reaction, cos you’re spreading your +
hotness everywhere.”
It takes months.
Months of katsuki using awful pick up lines until one day deku replies back.
He learns over the table, crowding katsuki in and making his breath hitch, his eyes wide waiting.
Deku gives him a look before leaning closer till their +
lips are nearly touching and then he whispers in a dark, sultry voice “are you an anaerobic respiration cos when you’re near me, baby doll I seem to take your breath away.”
And katsuki just about faints on that day.
Cue a year later at their wedding and deku grins a crooked +
grin at him and says so that only he can hear “how about we go back to the hotel and form a covalent bond”
yeah idk 🧍🏽♀️ girlie was thinking chem student bkg and lab technician dk and this happened ko-fi.com/angstnightmare_