#dkbk #dekubaku literal random idea:
Bkg: what do you do?
Dk straight faced: I’m a stripper
Bkg spluttering: y-you’re a what??
Dk furrowed eyebrows: a stripper?
Bkg now imagining Dk on a pole, his body in view of all those horrible extr-
Dk again: I strip metal what did +
Bkg: what do you do?
Dk straight faced: I’m a stripper
Bkg spluttering: y-you’re a what??
Dk furrowed eyebrows: a stripper?
Bkg now imagining Dk on a pole, his body in view of all those horrible extr-
Dk again: I strip metal what did +
you think I meant
Bkg equally parts disappointed and relieved: you strip metal? You don’t… you know on a pole or
Dk oblivious fool: of course I do poles as well. How can you not know this
Bkg having an existential, gay crisis : HUH?? YOU JUST SAID-
Dk: poles are usually +
Bkg equally parts disappointed and relieved: you strip metal? You don’t… you know on a pole or
Dk oblivious fool: of course I do poles as well. How can you not know this
Bkg having an existential, gay crisis : HUH?? YOU JUST SAID-
Dk: poles are usually +
metal kacchan, so yes I strip metal and poles
Bkg’s heart beating out of his chest: what the fuck deku. Do you strip or not?
Dk: I mean sure sometimes I just go with pants cos it gets too stuffy sometimes
Bkg: HUH!!!!!
Bkg’s heart beating out of his chest: what the fuck deku. Do you strip or not?
Dk: I mean sure sometimes I just go with pants cos it gets too stuffy sometimes
Bkg: HUH!!!!!
the end! 🥰
I cba to continue this absolute waffle
Idk give something if you want I’m gonna go now
ko-fi.com/angstnightmare_
I cba to continue this absolute waffle
Idk give something if you want I’m gonna go now
ko-fi.com/angstnightmare_
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