#dkbk #dekubaku #爆豪勝己生誕祭2022
#爆豪勝己誕生祭2022 #bakugoubirthday
title: Ruined Birthdays? Or Blessings in Disguise

His alarm went off as usual at 6:45am. Groaning he turned over stretching his arm across expecting a larger warm body to be there and instead +
being met with a cold bed.

Until he remembered that he was dreaming. The nerd wasn’t in bed with him. In fact the nerd wouldn’t have been in bed with him to begin with.

Why?

Because the two of them weren’t even together.

They were just ‘friends.’

Not that katsuki +
wanted them to stay in that status but he couldn’t tell whether deku liked him as more than a friend or not.

Dragging his body out of bed and not wanting to think about his /not/ boyfriend he grabbed his phone to turn the alarm off.

He had the usual notifications saying happy +
birthday ranging from short messages to whole essays that he was sure IcyHot & Mindfreak got high before they wrote them knowing it’d annoy him.

After all they both took great pleasure in annoying him.

3rd year running.

But one message was lacking.

He was at least expecting +
a short ‘happy birthday kacchan’ from the nerd but nope.

Nothing!

Not a singular message from deku.

He didn’t want to feel disappointed. The nerd wasn’t obligated to send him a message but it would have been nice.

To stop himself from sulking and pouting (/he wasn’t +
pouting whatever kirishima says to anyone/) and goes to drench his misery in hot water as he planned to spend around an hour in the shower.

Because why not?

It was his birthday.

He deserved to enjoy it.
x
Fuck his birthday.

Somehow this year april 20th was just not working for him.

First the water cut off ten minutes in and he had to finish his shower and hair washing routine with freezing cold water.

Then in their high state the two crackheads decided it would be fun to set +
the kitchen on fire so he couldn’t even cook himself food.

And /then/ the cake that the class baker was going to make couldn’t be made because *cough* *cough* two /heroes/ in training set the kitchen on fire.

And /then/ when the class tried to order a cake their ub*r driver +
got hit by a lightning quirk totally unrelated to Dunce Face but Katsuki was going to blame him anyway.

So by the time 8:30pm rolled around he just wanted to go to sleep & sleep the day away but no Aizawa asked him to go to the nearest convenience store to buy Eri some +
apples she was & he quoted “she was craving candy apples” as if it wasn’t /his/ birthday.

Aizawa the coffee addicted insomniac didn’t seem to care & sent him off on his merry way.

He was on his way back from the store when he saw a dodgy looking man hovering over what looked +
to be a young person.

His birthday could’ve been going horribly but katsuki was still a hero in training & he ran after the man shoving his hand in his face to explode it.

When he turned to the figure he groaned loud when he saw who it was.

The whole day he was wondering +
the green haired fool he was in love with was & he asked around & yet not a single person knew.

Now when he was sent on a simple errand he finds him as usual: in trouble.

In his hand was is phone & he seemed to have clutched it real tight when he tried to pry it from his +
prone, limp body.

Once he finally got the phone out of his hand he unlocked it & was met with his contact details on the message app.

His finger accidentally clicked ‘send‘ & his own phone dinged with a notification.

After checking that the nerd was just passed out and not +
wearing a stab wound (happened the week before,) he checked his phone and saw that it had a 2minute and 43seconds voice note.

The attacker was long passed out so Katsuki sat down on the floor next to deku to listen to the msg.

He was met with a deep, husky voice laden with +
sleep that sent shivers of excitement & anticipation down his body “happy birthday, baby. Oh I wasn’t meant to to say that” a yawn then a deep, sultry chuckle that had a blush rising up on katsukis cheeks as if it wasn’t already there because of the deep voice of the man of his +
dreams drawling “baby.”

He glanced down to the man in question before going back to the voice note.

“Anyway, I’m out, it’s exactly midnight & I wanted to be the first person to say happy birthday to you. I wanted you to start your birthday with your thoughts consumed by +
me & me alone. I didn’t want it to be Kirishima-kun or Shouto-kun or Jirou-san. No it had to be /me/“ his voice deepened & Katsuki shifted himself wanting to hear Deku speak to him in that tone of voice to his face.

“/I’m/ meant to be your focus. /I’m/ meant to be who you +
think of all the time. You told /me/ to keep my eyes on /you/ & so it needs to be vice versa as well baby. Ah fuck it.” he swore and Katsuki knew he’d be having /dreams/ of Deku swearing for the rest of his life.

“I’ve already said all this why not add everything else. Baby. +
Sweetheart. Darling. /Baby doll./ You’re mine. /Mine./ I don’t want anyone else. I’ve only ever had eyes for you. Anyway what I’m trying to say is: Kacchan baby, I love you and I want to be your boyfriend and so much more.” Deku said in a breathy voice before a wack sounded +
and in Katsuki’s delirious, hazy state figured that Deku was knocked out before his message could send and why nobody knew where he was.

The voice note and a hot breathe was felt by his neck making his hairs stand on end.

Just as he was about to Howitzer Impact whoever +
thought it was smart to sneak up on a hero in training that same deep, husky, /sultry/ voice from the phone crawled into his ear as a possessive arm wrapped around his waist “hi baby doll. Did you hear my birthday message for you?”

And at 9:21pm all of Katsuki’s birthday +
wishes came true when soft, it slightly chapped lips landed on his in hungry, soul consuming kiss.

His birthday may have started out bad, and gone to worse to downright horrible but it ended in ways he couldn’t have even imagined in his wildest dreams.

He started it off +
annoyed, single and frustrated and he ended it dazed, kissed senseless and very much taken.

His birthday could have looked ruined at first glance but it was a blessing in disguise.
end! 🥰
was this honest to god made up as I wrote it? Yes but anyway happy birthday to the gremlin, the gay disaster, the brash blonde: bakugou katsuki 🥳🎉🥳🎉

#爆豪勝己生誕祭2022
#爆豪勝己誕生祭2022 #bakugoubirthday
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