Thread by @ShelettaIsFunny

Well, what have we here? When @KariDziedzic @SusanKentMN and @karlabigham were at @cottagegrovemn city hall for #ShelettaDay, one of 'em must have accidentally dropped this invite on the ground. I picked it up and I'm crashing the party #TONITE at @GovTimWalz's #StateOfTheState.

Folk here are much to #MinnesotaNice to stop me from busting up in events I'm not technically invited to. Fifteen years ago when I won my first Emmy, I went as @bethjett. So it should come as no surprise when I show up at @GovTimWalz #StateofTheState as @karlabigham...

I'm trying to figure out which of my new @nashona_ outfits I should wear when I crash @GovTimWalz' #StateOfTheState address tonight. He ain't ask me to come, but I found an invite on the floor the last time I was at @cottagegrovemn City Hall. I wanna look good for my mug shot...

Looks like somebody called the po-po! Who snitched? Was it you @AC830? I'm trying to sneak in @GovTimWalz' #StateofTheState after I found an invite on the floor in the hall at Cottage Grove City Hall, but it looks like security is tight. Yall think I can pass for @KariDziedzic?

I needed a ride or die friend to roll up to @GovTimWalz' #StateOfTheState with me at the Capitol who was willing to run through the barricades and risk being apprehended, so I called @kalynhove at @ComcastMSP. Hopefully don't nobody stop us. We gonna act like we belong here.

Oh Lord, we in trouble. I don't know if me and @kalynhove gonna make it through this next level of security to get into the Capitol for @GovTimWalz' #StateofTheState with these bootleg tickets we got cause this lady at the door don't look like she play. Thoughts and prayers!

Thank God I paid @keithellison that $35 I owed him. He just vouched for me so me and @kalynhove could get into @GovTimWalz' #StateOfTheState tonight. He instantly recognized that the fabric my jumpsuit is made out of comes from Tanzania and was created by @nashona_! We look good!

Look at God enlarging my territory and making my name great. That's me and @GovTimWalz hanging out before tonight's #StateOfTheState. I asked him to save me a seat cause I couldn't be squatting down on the floor in my new @nashona_ since I snuck in. @_CLancaster took care of it!

Man I'm gonna run to the car and see if I got some Tupperware cause I'm gonna take some of this food they serving at the #StateofTheState after party home to my kids. @GovTimWalz ain't gonna have no left overs when I get finished packing up food for These Brundidge Babies...

Y'all ever see the @NBA and @NFL players exchange jerseys after the game? Well that's what I'm doing with @LtGovFlanagan cause the outfits we wore to @GovTimWalz' #StateOfTheState address represent our culture. Her suit was made by B. Yellowtail and mine was created by @nashona_.

It's bout to go down. I knew who to go to, to get stuff done. Saw @_CLancaster at the after party for @GovTimWalz' #StateofTheState and she found me some to-go boxes so I could pack up all these cookies and cakes. How hood is your 5th Ward homegirl? I'm dancing and wiping em out.

My daughter couldn't be here while I was being tonight by @GovTimWalz at the #StateofTheState, but she still wanted to say hello to her fave little friend, @LtGovFlanagan's daughter, so I pulled out the cellphone so they could chat. Technology is amazing ain't it?

Don't tell us we can "take some food home" cause we hear "take all the food home"! Poor @_CLancaster gots some explaining to do cause me and @mrotzie got those to-go boxes and packed up everything including a whole loaf of bread at the #StateofTheState after party. We so hood!

Leaving The Capitol after @GovTimWalz honored me during his #StateofTheState address, and I hate I can't call my God-Mother, my grandmother or my great-grandmother to tell them about all the fun I had. They would have been so proud and bragged to all their friends at Bingo!

Y'all, when I got home from being honored by @GovTimWalz at The Capitol and unlocked the door to my house, I looked at my key chain from @thesherylralph's online store ShopWithSherylLee.com and couldn't stop crying. I was reminded how #blessed I am to be where I am. #GodIsGood

I thank God for blessing the work of my hands and making my efforts successful. Sharing with you the portion of @GovTimWalz #StateofTheState speech where he talked about my work to help folks understand #ItsOkToChange their minds about getting vaccinated. itsoktochange.com

I like this guy, cause he likes to laugh and I like making folks laugh, hence the website ShelettaMakesMeLaugh.com...

Over here waiting for @DanCookWCCO to call and tell me what time I'm gonna be on @ChadHartmanShow on @wccoradio today to talk about me getting a shout out from @GovTimWalz during last night's #StateofTheState like...

Please allow this photo to serve as the official notice to @deanbphillips that if he continues to ignore my daily fifty-leven text messages, @_RyanWinkler will replace him as my new #1. That's all. That's the post.

If the scripture "the LORD your God will set you high above all the nations of the earth. And all these blessings will come upon you and overtake you" was a picture, this would surely be it. This is also what tithing on the gross looks like...