That shitty introduction to, and memory of, my first baby steps into the hallowed ivy covered [racist, sexist, and classist] halls of *angels singing here* Higher Education —
(Immediately after this exchange, I was informed what “Coach” was. See, I had always assumed it meant “flight I can afford.” Never knew it meant “Purse Brand More Expensive Than My Public State Undergraduate Degree And Favorite Catalogue Reading Material Of My New ‘Colleagues’)
I shouldn’t have been surprised.
My first Fulbright fellowship, straight out of undergrad, thanks to my fellow grantees, was a massive lesson in —
“Sorry, wait — you went to a *state* school?! Oh… that’s… interesting.”
— academic “meritocracy.”
I was all wide-eyed, idiotic, thinking God’ll bless me with my people at last! We made it, fellow “workaholics hell bent on making the world a better place” / ‘bootstrappers’
except
“FULBRIGHT’S LIKE CANCUN SPRING BREAK BUT ON MY RESUME HOW MANY NATIVES CAN I SLUM IT WITH”
Out of the entire Fulbright fellow group that year, only two of us came from public, non-Ivy League universities.
And yet — ODDLY ENOUGH
Guess who actually did their research projects instead of just drunkenly banging locals at the “Marine House” keggers (yes, these exist)?
Another Fulbright fellow (Ivy League undergrad) deadass told me — zero irony, fuckall self-awareness, straight face af:
“Now I understand what it’s like to be Black.”
(wait for it)
“Moroccan merchant overcharged me just because I’m an American — $2! That’s so…WRONG.”
ICYMI
“I now know how Black people are treated in the US because I — a 22-year old white American man receiving the same salary as a tenured Moroccan senior professor (paid by the Moroccan government) — was overcharged $2 for the tacky tourist pillowcase I wanted to buy Mom.”
Anyway rest assured I’ve got a looooong stream of thoughts headed your way post-migraine about this, but for now:
They know you don’t belong.
They want you to know you don’t belong.
1) he’s been served eviction papers by the sheriff now — twice 2) he knows which apartment is ours 3) this will get worse before it gets better 4) I hope my boyfriend doesn’t get arrested
Apparently his new tactic is:
provoke the complex employees into attacking him so he can sue.
(Thanks to his dirtball corrupt ass lawyer who joins in the harassment with him)
Here’s hoping.
It could take a month or longer to actually get him out, depending on what route he takes.
You know what I don't understand about the "Elon Musk bought Twitter" panic?
Twitter refused to remove an account dedicated to photoshopping my face on a pregnant woman's corpse with captions like "I hope you get raped to death while the hatikva plays"
...so, I mean
If you've followed this account for... maybe a week... you already know that my Twitter @'s are basically just a vile, batshitcrazy swampland of hell's 8th circle (squared).
Not that I'm looking forward to it getting worse, but I'll admit:
I'm morbidly curious.
Honestly, I mute instead of blocking (the gems seem to salivate at blocks and start frothing at the other-ways-of-harassing-you mouth).
I can tell you this, though:
Twitter's never done a damn thing when I've been forced to report an account.