Thread by @DevinDignam

BC, Canada, & the world are falling apart. During several overlapping crises, @jjhorgan & @bcndp think it's time to spend $800 million to close and replace a still viable museum.

If the news and #bcpoli makes you want to live alone in the mountains, I have a new song for you!

This one is a parody of Tears For Fears' "Everybody Wants To Rule The World" 🙂

Sharpen up your knife
Find yourself a shack
Locate a few sheep
And some emus
Farming is your only saviour
This collapse is pretty major
Everybody will destroy the world

It could turn out fine
If you own a horse
Stock up on cowhide
Help you make some
Lovely throw rugs and some leather
Would you like to try my chevre
Everybody will destroy the world

There's a chance that society will end
Weeding fields while the bombs come screaming down
Whether they do, I'll have a garden to tend

My hay still has to dry a bit
I’ll go play with the animal shit
Everybody will destroy the world

[Instrumental]

To prevent your own starvation
Prepare some nice irrigation
Everybody will destroy the—
You hope that you'll never, never, never, never need it
But if drought hits you will concede it
Everybody will destroy the world

So much for a life of leisure
Farming is a tough endeavour
Everybody will destroy the world

I've written 20 parody songs over the last couple of months – I'm recruiting #yyj musicians to form a band. Still looking for a drummer, keyboardist, and more guitarists.