This is why #2000Mules is so dumb. These guys figure 10K would be enough to flip a "Mule". What Mules with 500 illegal Biden/Harris ballots in their backpack wouldn't go to FOX News and become a millionaire instantly? 
Keep in mind the insanely stupid conspiracy theory of the movie involves the no compartmentalization of the conspiracy, the "Mules" visit 5+ "Stash Houses" while running their routes to drop off ballots.
I could go to Project Veritas, FOX, or if I was really feeling bold, law enforcement with a ton of evidence and the ability to get 5+ building raided and dozens of people arrested and then become a right wing media darling overnight.
My actions would tip the election and secure Trump's re-election. I'd be a hero to MAGA/QAnon for the rest of my life and I'd live on easy street. Yet none of them did it and now Sincere Scissors and his pal think 10K will make a "Mule" crack?
I honestly hope the gold chain in this photo is connected to a pocket watch. That would be something really old school and awesome for Shirley to have.
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