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Jun 8, 2022 5 tweets 1 min read Read on X
so i wrote a thing about how you might talk normies out of dose number five, and a lot of my commenters told me to leave the normies to their fate and fuck those guys. I thought, that’s a bit harsh, but my god i just got a beer with one.

HOLY HELL IT IS BEYOND ALL PARODY.
Importantly, he’s American. I always think I understand these cultural fissures but in the end I never really do. Whereas I think here we have externalised hygiene anxiety to the state, he and his ilk have internalised it and made containment a part of their personal psychology.
this is not family thred OK?

motherfucker carries a little vile of hand disinfectant in his pocket so he can cleanse himself every time he comes into contact with a foreign surface. if the gods have any justice they will send flesh eating bacteria to eat his hygienic ass whole.
weasel lawyer has like 12 colour coordinated masks in his pocket. he is strategically planning dose number 5 so he can attend some party with minimal risk of infection. „i’m going to get it 10 days before“ lmfao exactly when vaxx induced infection most likely.
it is hard to articulate without tweeting something bannable, but this despicable piece of GAE imperial detritus putting on his mask to take a piss makes me want to grow a beard & convert to fucking Islam. i call upon the gods to send a great neon blue cleansing fire.

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Mar 29
Finally, in Germany anyway, we come to learn what was pandemic.

Lockdowns and other measures were not a rational response to dangerous virus; rather, a dangerous virus was socially & culturally constructed to justify the shiny new policy toy of lockdowns and other measures.
Maybe there were a few weeks in March where FlaTTenInG tHe CuRvE and related idiocy were a genuine goal. Thereafter exaggerating the curve became the order of the day, to rationalise their insane restrictions.
The whole thing was a massive and massively ridiculous artificially induced panic to rationalise unprecedented technocratic interference in everyday life, essentially a political coup by wannabe television ScIEnTisTs at the expense of ordinary people and their daily lives.
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Mar 29
RKI protocols reveal pandemic managers providing "fictitiously accurate" R-values and overstating Covid risk on the explicit directions of their political overseers in the Health Ministry

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The political fallout from the RKI document release continues. At issue are 2,500 pages of agendas and minutes from the daily meetings of the "covid crisis team" between January 2020 and April 2021.

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Establishment press is in turbo damage control mode.

"A Gift for the Conspiracy Theorists" screams Die Zeit, Germany's most widely read and therefore most profoundly obnoxious newsweekly.

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Mar 28
Witchcraft has long been hobby interest of mine, I read many trial documents and much academic literature too. In general response to various replies:

1) Witch-hunting in Europe is basically unknown before 1400; it reaches an apex in 17th c. and declines rapidly thereafter.
2) The witches of these hunts are typically older widowed or single femael peasants who are first denounced by relatives or neighbours. Many of them seem to have been operating side business in divination, folk healing, etc.
3) Upon interrogation, they are often persuaded by torture or threat of torture to admit to the learned diabolistic aspects of witchcraft: pact with the devil, participation in a regular mock liturgy called the 'sabbat', and so on.
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Mar 14
In the latest victory against right-wing extremism, police officers pull a 16 year-old girl out of chemistry class and advise her to stop posting Smurf-themed AfD-friendly content to TikTok

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As I posted last month, Germany is in the midst of an unusual hysterical paroxysm over RiGhT-WiNG EXtReMisM. Cabinet ministers have announced plans to restrict the speech, travel and economic activity of those with inconvenient opinions.

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Domestic intelligence chief Thomas Halendwang has announced his intention to police the "thought and speech patterns" of ordinary Germans, lest uncomfortable words and ideas "become part of our language."
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Mar 6
Bizarre hypervaccinator from Magdeburg receives 217 Covid jabs over 29 months, finally achieves antibody levels necessary to prevent infection

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This story is making the rounds after a case study appeared in The Lancet on Monday. Some lunatic German allegedly got himself jabbed 217 times for unclear "personal reasons." So much about the story is bizarre and doesn't make any sense.

thelancet.com/journals/lanin…
Reports on this guy first hit the press in April 2022, after he was arrested on suspicion of vaccine pass fraud. Staff at a Dresden vaxx centre noticed that he was a repeat customer, and when he turned up at another vaxx centre he was arrested.

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Mar 6
I never tire of making this point.
Climate policy is a bizarre attempt to apply regional solutions to a claimed GlOBaL PrOBlEm, with the result that we merely move this ProBlEm around, destroying national economies while emissions and fossil fuel production increase undeterred
Carbon taxes and regulatory restrictions merely cause emissions-intensive industries to decamp overseas, where they can emit even more intensely. Market forces, meanwhile, ensure that regional restrictions on fossil fuel consumption are almost perfectly offset abroad.
Western climate hysteria takes off after 1990 (red vertical line) – and gains momentum in the mid-2000s, as Asia and especially China increase emissions in tandem with rapid economic development. Effectively, we restrict emissions to make space for their fossil fuel consumption. Image
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