bkdk au where bakugou buys a lovebird but it doesn't eat or sleep or keep calm screaming and talking "love back love back" all the time. bakugou goes to the pet shop to ask what's going on and turns out the other lovebird is bought by someone else and the bird is just missing it
so bakugou finds the owner of the other lovebird and calls him. the stranger, deku picks up the phone and says that he has EXACTLY the same situation, so the agree to meet each other so the birds don't cry anymore
as the time goes by and they keep meeting each other they begin to understand the birds. suddenly, the green curls don't irritate or the screaming blonde doesn't feel loud, the freckles seem too cute on blushy cheeks and the strong muscles are super sexy
okay imagine trainer bakugou sees a thin nerdy man trying to do exercises following a STUPID YOUTUBE VIDEO and pissing bakugou off for not hiring a trainer so he kinda gets curious and approaches the nerd
turns out the shitty deku (and he refuses to call him properly) is following the video because he's stupid, that's what he is.
"i kinda run out of money, can't afford a trainer." is what he really says
so katsuki takes that as a challenge and says "alright, shitty toothpick, i'll train you."
"but-"
"for free, idiot. besides, i want to see you struggle real bad, so get on the matt, nerd"
it's been 10 mins after i said that, the number still didn't change
but when bkdk were winning the number changed in a minute for like 5k+
im saying this not to bring the justice or whatever the fuk this bird app thrives for but to say that whoever attack bkdk or krbk in the future because of some stupid ship discourses and hate towards any of them can suck my dβ