bkdk au where bakugou buys a lovebird but it doesn't eat or sleep or keep calm screaming and talking "love back love back" all the time. bakugou goes to the pet shop to ask what's going on and turns out the other lovebird is bought by someone else and the bird is just missing it so bakugou finds the owner of the other lovebird and calls him. the stranger, deku picks up the phone and says that he has EXACTLY the same situation, so the agree to meet each other so the birds don't cry anymore

Villain Bakugou x Hero Deku au but they both are dumb

bkg: HELP!! HELP! THERE'S A MONSTER UNDER ME AND ITS REALLY STRONG AND SCARY!

dk, pinned down after a fight: honestly, fuck you Bkg: u think you can defeat me, Deku? I am the master of all evil!

Dk: You may be the master of evil, but I'm the master of karaoke. You should hear me sing 'I Will Always Love You'

Bkg: .... I'm a bit intrigued

imagine deku never leaving a moment to joke about bakugou's heart

deku: so you're telling me you ate the last pizza slice when i wasn't looking?

bakugou: yeah? watcha gonna do, nerd?

deku: you're so HEARTLESS 😭

bakugou: 🗿 deku: kacchan, love of my life

bakugou: what do you want?

deku: my precious, my the only one

bakugou: spill it nerd

deku: my image of victory, my goddess of the hearth

bakugou: SAY IT

deku: i really need that dynamight merch's prototypes for my collection, gimme

bakugou:🧍🏼‍♂️

okay imagine trainer bakugou sees a thin nerdy man trying to do exercises following a STUPID YOUTUBE VIDEO and pissing bakugou off for not hiring a trainer so he kinda gets curious and approaches the nerd turns out the shitty deku (and he refuses to call him properly) is following the video because he's stupid, that's what he is.

"i kinda run out of money, can't afford a trainer." is what he really says

this is no fun like that, at least play fair

it's a fucking twitter poll, not govt selection 💀

https://twitter.com/itsalphyx/status/1569534542536495104

it's been 10 mins after i said that, the number still didn't change

but when bkdk were winning the number changed in a minute for like 5k+

#bkdk #ktdk socmed au where PH!Dynamight visits a cupcake shop after a long day and sees the cutest baker QL!Deku

Pining, hopeless idiots in love! notes

- time is not relevant
- they are in love sir they are HOPELESS
- might be kinda cursed? as usual..
- ENJOY!!

#bkdk socmed where izuku is bored and he asks everyone in class A one question 1. ochako

#bkdk #bakudeku au where izuku fall asleep and muted his phone, while katsuki can't reach out to him and uses EVERYTHING he can do 😏 notes

- time is irrelevant cuz i said so
- be ready for cringe stuff (?)
- softly agressive bakugou *chef kiss*
- izuku is just asleep lmao
- bakugou is not at home

#socmed #bkdk au where because of a twitter glitch bakugou's private was exposed tw // embarrassing shit

btw time is irrelevant because i'm too lazy to fix it

this is getting too much lately and it's kinda makes me uncomfortable so i'm gonna speak up

dear minors, it will be no surprise but when you follow an adult you shouldn't be shocked that an ADULT enjoys ADULT content if you follow an adult don't be so surprised that they mention nsfw/retweet it/interact with other adults

first of, you shouldn't even be following an adult at that point. but if you do, DO NOT INTERACT, ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY ARE NOT TALKING TO YOU

izuku midoriya, current number 4 pro hero of japan, was walking on a patrol, watching kids play in the nearby park.

"look, kacchan, that kid is-" he stopped mid sentence, sighing. "yeah, i forgot you're not here." when a reporter was taking an interview after a long, tiring fight, izuku smiled at her, pointing to his back.

"that's because of my and kacchan's teami-" he bit his tongue. "nevermind."

izuku midoriya, current number 4 pro hero of japan, was walking on a patrol, watching kids play in the nearby park.

"look, kacchan, that kid is-" he stopped mid sentence, sighing. "yeah, i forgot you're not here." when a reporter was taking an interview after a long, tiring fight, izuku smiled at her, pointing to his back.

"that's because of my and kacchan's teami-" he bit his tongue. "nevermind."

LETS GOOOOOOOO 🏊‍♀️ ohh i forgot about that lol

1. depends. sometimes when i want the "ohhh" moment i post all at once. also if i post all at once it means i somehow imagine what will happen next cuz i never plan my fics to know that lolol

2. millions

3. "i'll show him his place. in non gay way"

#kirimono socmed au in which kirishima got a number of someone he saw in the canteen!!

or was it the right person? 🤔 quick note: yes, monoma and aoyama are besties because i said so

#bkdk #bakudeku socmed au where Bakugou Katsuki gets some weird messages from an unknown number

only to discover that this unknown person is his new worker 1. the first day at a new workplace ✌️

oh my GOD wait lemme make a lil story for it

soooo it was raining and izuku didn't have an umbrella so he was walking under the rain until his shoes soaked in the water. he was sitting and drying under some shop's canopy until katsuki noticed him.

https://twitter.com/habkart/status/1528979150823952387

"idiot, you can catch a cold!" he complained but couldn't deny how bright the rain water made his eyes, smiling softly.

"kacchan, carry me then!" izuku waved his hand jokingly.

but he didn't know that katsuki took it as a challenge.

omg it's a new bkdk socmed au with... dudebro bakugou? 🤨

let's see 🥰 quick note: i used some of you as dudebros PLEASE DONT BITE ME OR IF YOU DO THEN I PREFER MY B-

khem, you got this, enjoy 😀

Deku, after a long training from Kaminari: Kacchan, i don't know your pronouns, so i'm gonna call you my/mine 👉🏻👉🏻

Bakugou: 👁👄👁

Bakugou: 🚪 🚶🏻‍♂️

Deku: NO KACCHAN WAIT- Deku: Your eyes are like the clear blue ocean; I could swim in them all day

Bakugou: my eyes are red🧍🏼‍♂️

Deku: ...

Deku: w-well, no wonder the sky is dark — all the color is in your eyes 👉🏻👉🏻

Bakugou: 😐😐😐it's 8 in the morning

a small socmed #bkdk #bakudeku au where Class A decided to watch a horror movie and Izuku is hiding behind his phone

Until Katsuki notices that

[ #bkdk #bakudeku quirkless au where the boys still hate each other, so izuku midoriya comes up with a plan to stop the bullying ]

enjoy! 💕 1. the beginning

#bkdk #bakudeku socmed au with royal bakugou katsuki and cosplayer izuku midoriya who desperately wants highness's attention 🥰 1. the beginning