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Jun 15 4 tweets 2 min read
The #January6 polls are in. Will there be a shift? Yes. But the economy is still driving decisions. Mullah Ron DeSantis running on the platform of "Free Gas for Monster Trucks" is still a GOP threat to our democracy.
DeSantis will be holding half time dissident executions and witch burnings at football stadiums. QAnon followers will be allowed to vote telepathically. Anyone caught without a bible, flag and AR will be publicly stoned.
DeSantis’ pick for Minister of Truth, Elon Musk, will be responsible for supervising collective punishment for “group sedition” sending all liberals to Mars and locking all remaining lefties in their Teslas during voting season. Trump will be on the new Million Dollar Bill.
The million dollar bill will be backed by the ruble and bitcoin. Trump Jr will tun the ATF and will continually ask “where are all the drugs”. Rudy will be AG but only during happy hour. I look forward to the new 50 year GOP term limits.

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