TORIES ON DRUGS
An Ode
With (heavily curated) illustrative assistance from #dallemini
(Thread)
#ukpolitics #satire
An Ode
With (heavily curated) illustrative assistance from #dallemini
(Thread)
#ukpolitics #satire
Top of a poll of the Brits' figureheads,
All the while Winnie was popping the reds...
All the while Winnie was popping the reds...
And before he became the UK's top book-cooker,
Osborne was snapped snorting coke with a hooker...
Osborne was snapped snorting coke with a hooker...
Rory, a Tory who oozes uprightness,
Only tried opium out of politeness...
Only tried opium out of politeness...
Andrea Leadsom, who wanted to lead,
Fessed up she once was a demon for weed...
Fessed up she once was a demon for weed...
Dominic Raab, who would NOT be outdone,
Said, "I tonked bliff, too, but only the one..."
Said, "I tonked bliff, too, but only the one..."
Gove's done the lot, what a libertine knave!
Does not even know how he GOT to that rave...
Does not even know how he GOT to that rave...
The PM, of course, chucked the charlie long ago...
So any sinus trouble's unconnected, don't you know!
So any sinus trouble's unconnected, don't you know!
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