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Jun 28

Life can be a series of hyperlinks for ordinary folks like me and we end up at a different point than what we intended!!!

One fine day, it all started with my best half wanting to do some Yoga. That led her going for the mat.

When she took out the mat, she discovered that the cover of the container, which housed the mat, is broken.
"Aji Sunte ho (she did not exactly call that but what the heck !!), should I throw out the cover?" came the question disturbing my somnambulist feelings.

"Yes dear", I responded, not wanting to show that I did not make head or tail of what she wanted.
"Come over here". And I obeyed her command and went to the room where she was.
"See, this cover is broken. Should I throw it?

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Chittukuruvi

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Apr 22

Sharing a note of Rajeswari Ranganthan from FB. #Women
Women, Deepam and Agni.
Around 3-4 years ago, when I began guiding the young adults, elderly women to set up nitya puja, japa etc, i categorically mentioned women should light the Deepam.

Some people who barely had any idea about tradition used to ask me Why is it a women's job to light Agni and why not a man?
I (the author Rajeswari that is) had encountered similar questions even much before that

The reason is Women holds the Agni. It is their Adhikara. They alone have the right and hence it is their duty and responsibility to ensure Deepam is done at home.

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Chittukuruvi

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Apr 21

#Humor #afternoonbriefing #thursdayvibes
Medical distinction between Guts and Balls

We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions and differences. But....

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Chittukuruvi

@chittukuruvi4

Apr 19

It is so much of fun reading the old articles written for Maggi 2 Minute experts who can then publish it in smelly 💩💩💩various publications of "repute". A rewind of one such person's "articles"

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Chittukuruvi

@chittukuruvi4

Apr 18

As a citizen of India and as a tax payer, am concerned at the instances of unwarranted stone pelting on other citizens and Government servants by one community, which is anything but peaceful. Why can't I question the ineffectiveness of GoI as to why it can't intervene.

In 1985, when the Roster Agitation in Ahmedabad, turned violent one day, Army was called out who conducted the flag march. If the concerned State Government instead of controlling, is actually fanning the flames, why can't criminal action be taken against these State Govts?

After all, all the enemies of state still talk about NaMo in 2002, when he did possibly everything to bring the situation under control. In comparison what has AK Govt. done in Delhi? in Shaheen Baag ? During "Farmer's" protests? In Rajasthan? In Maharashtra? In WB??

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Chittukuruvi

@chittukuruvi4

Apr 18

Start you week and working day with a smile!!
Made for each other

Relationship is easy when spouses know each other very well. 2 classic examples:

1) A husband comes home after attending a club meeting.

He tells his wife, “Dear, there was a drinking competition after meeting today.”

His wife spontaneously, “Who got the second position?”.

2) A wife tells her husband, “Dear, there was a letter for you with “Private and Confidential” written on the envelope.'
The husband casually asks, “What was written inside?"!!
Great understanding of each other😂😂😂

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