Thread by @uzbadyubi

I don't want the thread borking so NEW THREAD LET'S WATCH THE NEXT EPISODE OF STAR TREK!!! AS ALWAYS:

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the next episode is 'the naked time' and so obviously it's gonna be horny af, like, mega levels of lusty BUT i would like to raise you, star trek, what if we were naked with our FEELINGS instead what if we did group therapy and no one tried to bang hot blondes!!

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alas i am sure we will instead get a nudist planet or ship or something and I HAVE STEELED MYSELF. HOW NAKED WILL WE GET, LET'S FIND OUT.

this sounds like an unpleasant place to be naked in

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oh wait shit also here's the previous thread if you're just finding this one

https://twitter.com/uzbadyubi/status/1542623844774592514?s=20&t=q_FoiCrBGD8F5W3xFU1C-Q

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challenge alert: don't be horny for the frozen woman, star trek

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uh oh either the console is bleeding or these people aren't dead!!!

ALSO MY DUDE JUST SHOVING HIS HAND UNDER HIS MASK TO SNIFF HIS HAND LMFAOOOO SIR!!!! THAT'S SILLY!!!!

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Spock: don't touch anything
Man: ... -sweats- uh

the blood is actually alien horny juice and now the ship is going to be horny

or it's the embodiment of hypothermia as a liquid and we're gonna get chilly

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oh fuck the GRAVITAS!!! this feels like A LINE!! I feel like i should KNOW it!! is it a play on that "it's life, but not as we know it" quote??? i can't remember what film that's from, not Jurassic park and i'm 99% sure it's not star wars??

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oh shit spock actually has green blood?? that's why he's so green in the make up??? i love that a lot!!!

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"As for my anatomy being different from yours, I am delighted :)"

SPOCK

WAS THAT FLIRTING OR TRYING TO PICK A FIGHT OR BOTH????

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aww bless him i mean he's sort of groping himself weirdly but like, yeah! Six people died down there!!! sad!!!

also if the naked is hypothermia i'll allow it, it's important to know people with hypothermia undress themselves!

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"space madness" is that like cabin fever on a cosmic scale

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"could the mysterious way they died be dangerous to us?"

UH STATISTICS SHOW THAT YES, KIRK. YEAH. YOU'RE ALL ABOUT TO GO THROUGH WHATEVER THEY WENT THROUGH.

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omg Sulu does fencing!!! That's so cool! Fun fact, my grandpa and uncle both fenced for Scotland :) i also did some fencing at school but i was not allowed to continue because i was 1) Immediately Pretending To Be A Pirate and 2) Too Violent

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jesus dude that's so fucking rude man???? what???? SULU WAS JUST CHATTING DON'T BE A DICK!!!

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oh no he's really sad about those people huh :( was the blood possessed with the miserable torment of the final moments of the people who died on that planet or something

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WOAH UH OH HE'S GOT A KNIFE NOW

"If a man was meant to fly, he'd have wings!"

oh NO ARE WE DOING SURVIVOR GUILT??? JOEY!!! OH NO!!!!!

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OH NO SULU'S TOUCHING HIS POSSESSED HAND

NOW JOEY'S BLEEDING AND PEOPLE ARE TOUCHING HIS POSSESSED BLOOD???

BUT WHAT ARE WE POSSESSED WITH??? SADNESS???

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jesus spock "this is probably what's going to happen to earth, kirk :) watch closely"

my dude that's uncalled for!!! we can't all have planets not facing eventual death due to their suns or whatever nice life y'all have on vulcan!!!

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wait hold on what's happening here

joey touched the blood, had an itchy hand, is now dying??? in surgery??? spock says he was prone to 'self-doubt', and now Other Man has an itchy hand and is like 'hahaha i guess i'm nervous :)'

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JOEY NO

WHAT THE FUCK MAN

also that was a quick temp drop at the end!!!!

WHAT'S GOING ON WHAT KILLED HIM

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uh oh

UH OH

okay i'm going back to my 'the liquified essence of hypothermia' theory i think they've been infected with Chilly

(also sweating like a bridegroom?! is that a real expression???)

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what the fuck sulu why do you wanna go to the gym at a time like this

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christ NO PRESSURE HUH

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WHAT IS HAPPENING THIS KEVIN DUDE IS NOW ACTING LIKE HE'S DRUNK

are we doing like, stages of hypothermia??? like the whole bit where you're super not with it??? and then you freeze to death???

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EVERY TIME SOMEONE GETS HORNY IN STAR TREK

SOMEONE DIES

STOP BEING HORNY. SAVE LIVES.

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WHAT THE FUCK

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my word tho, sulu, dang. *DANG*. we're NOT being horny on this show but if we were!!!!!!!

... dang

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SULU YOU CAN'T STAND AND DELIVER YOUR OWN CREWMATES

LIKE MY DUDE I'M GLAD YOU'RE HAVING FUN BUT WHAT'S GOING ON

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ohhh IRRATIONAL huh the hypothermic blood is making them act IRRATIONAL huh!!! well you better hope you don't get infected spock or god forbid you have an EMOTION

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oh my god it's a Who You Really Are Deep Down truth serum drug???

SULU THE 18TH CENTURY SWASHBUCKLER I LOVE IT!!!

fuck i want spock to get the serum SO MUCH i wanna know WHO HE IS DEEP DOWN

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SULU MY DUDE YOU NEED TO CALM THE HECK DOWN

oh never mind kirk and spock downed him INSTANTLY djksdjksdjk

GOD RILEY YOU'RE MAKING A BIG OLE MESS OF SHIT

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kirk's going to kill riley himself if i don't get to him first for his "women should not look made up" comments

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ok but seeing spock walk around a ship of EXTREMELY EMOTIONAL humans is very very funny actually he's SO mad about it jkdjkdfjk

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"WELL I CERTAINLY DON'T TODAY"

(but also definitely do love kirk and or bones i'm into it)

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OHHHHHHHHHHHH KIRK APOLOGISING TO UHURA FOR BEING SNAPPY AT HER AND HER SNAPPING COMPLETELY RIGHTFULLY BACK

OHHHHHHHHHHH THAT'S THE GOOD SHIT THAT'S SOME GOOD SHIT

YES WE DO APOLOGISE TO OUR LIEUTENANTS WHEN WE'RE AN ASS EVEN IF WE'RE STRESSED

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i've lost track of where spock was meant to be going he's just stomping around the ship now

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OH NO THE NURSE GOT SPOCK

OH MY GOD IS SPOCK GOING TO HAVE AN EMOTION

IF SPOCK CRIES A SINGLE TEAR I WILL BE SO FULFILLED I CAN'T EVEN EXPRESS IT

also i hate people holding my hand like this it's TOO INTIMATE and INTENSE and makes my palms insta-sweat

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"The men from Vulcan treat their women strangely" pls don't be racist in an attempt to seduce someone it's very not a good look

"BUT YOU'RE PART HUMAN TOO" IS NOT THE NICE THIGN TO SAY YOU THINK IT IS, MA'AM

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AW YOU UPSET HIM!!! OH NO I TAKE IT BACK I DON'T WANNA SEE HIM SAD

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sdklklsfsd HIS EXPRESSION

I THINK HE'S SAD BUT ALSO THAT'S SUCH A GOOD "What the *fuck* are you on about" FACE

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"You hide it, but you do have feeling"

CHRISTINE YOU'RE RIGHT ABOUT THIS BIT BUT MY GOD YOU ARE GOING ABOUT THIS IN THE MOST UNCOMFORTABLE WAY

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whoo boy i know that one

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IS SPOCK GOING TO ACTUALLY CRY FOR REAL THIS IS SO MUCH

WHAT'S HAPPENING I'M IN A STORM OF EMOTION MYSELF OVER HERE

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oh my god he's so shaken up THIS IS SO SAD

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OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OH NO!!! OH NO SPOCK OH NO!!! I TAKE IT BACK I TAKE IT BACK DON'T CRY

OH MY GOD I'M GONNA CRY TOO HIS LITTLE FACE!!!!

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c'mon kirk fuck kevin up but also i love ur deep desire to not actually harm him because u know he's under An Influence!!!

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I CAN'T HANDLE THIS ACTUALLY I CAN'T HANDLE SEEING HIM JUST WALKING AROUND WEEPING THIS IS TOO MUCH

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WHO TOOK PICS OF PRE-THERAPY YUBI AND PUT THEM ON TV IN THE 60S THIS IS SO CRUEL

I'M GONNA WEEP THIS IS SO TRAGIC!!! SPOCK!!!! YOU'RE ALLOWED TO HAVE EMOTIONS PEOPLE WILL STILL LIKE YOU IF YOU DO!!! YOU'RE WORTHY OF LOVE EVEN WHEN EMOTIONAL MY THERAPIST SAID SO

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HE'S CRYING SO MUCH I CAN'T HANDLE THIS

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'S CRYING ABOUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT 6 AND 30 IS UNLESS HE'S CRYING ABOUT MATHS BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'S SORRY FOR EITHER???

MY BOY!!! MY BEAUTIFUL ALIEN BOY!!! WHO HURT HIM I'M GOING TO FUCK THEM UP SO MUCH I SWEAR TO GOD

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I FUCKING MONKEY PAW WISHED THIS WITH THE STUPID "LET'S BE EMOTIONALLY NAKED" JOKE!!! WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN!!!

PLEASE SOMEONE GIVE SPOCK A HUG

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oh my god kevin TURNED OFF THE ENGINES????? CHRIST MY DUDE WHY!!! COME ON!!!!

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"a balanced implosion" MMM UH OH SOUNDS DANGEROUS THO

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oh my god it's passed through sweat and is like alcohol in the bloodstream

Y'ALL GOT SWEATY AND DRUNK AND NOW YOU'RE GONNA EXPLODE

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THIS IS SO RUDE

TO ME

PERSONALLY

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OH MY GOD WAIT HIS MUM WAS HUMAN, NOT SOME DISTANT ANCESTOR??? HIS MUM??? NOT JUST A TOUCH OF HUMAN BUT HIS WHOLE MUM WAS HUMAN???

AND HE GREW UP ON A PLANET WHERE HE WASN'T ALLOWE TO HAVE EMOTIONS????

-YODELS INTO THE VOID-

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WHO WROTE THIS BACKSTORY SPECIFICALLY FOR MY TASTE IN FICTIONAL MEN

WHO DID THIS

I'M SO MAD I'M SO FUCKING MAD ABOUT THIS NO ONE WARNED ME! NO ONE SAID "OH HEY YOU'RE INTO FICTIONAL MEN WHO WERE NEVER ALLOWED TO FEEL EMOTIONS? HAVE YOU HEARD OF SPOCK?"

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"I was ashamed of my earth blood"

I SWEAR TO GOD IF IT'S REVEALED SPOCK WAS BULLIED AND OR AN OUTCAST

I AM GOING TO RIOT LIKE IT'S ZUKO ALL OVER AGAIN

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KIRK FOR GOD'S SAKE HOLD HIM, DON'T SLAP HIM!! THE IMPLODING SHIP CAN WAIT SPOCK IS TELLING US HIS ANGSTY BACK STORY!!!

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-YODELS IN FANFIC-

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-YODELS LOUDER-

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SPOCK PLEASE BE A ZUKO AND DON'T DIE

OH GOD PLEASE DON'T LET MY CURSE KILL YOU LIKE ALL MY OTHER FAVOURITE SAD MEN

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jesus christ is spock really strong he just flung jim across the room!!!

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"Love. You're better off without it and I'm better off without mine."

MY GOD HOW DOES STAR TREK FLIP BETWEEN THE SILLY AND THE SERIOUS SO FUCKING HARD

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wait is kirk saying he's in love with the ship

"the captain's not permitted" TO WHAT??? leave the ship???

WHAT'S GOING ON HAS SPOCK SOBERED UP WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT

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oh i found it! the worst line in star trek!!

I MEAN TO BE FAIR SO FAR OUT OF THE 3 WOMEN IN 4 EPISODES, 2 WERE ILLUSIONS AND 1 BECAME A GOD AND DIED, SO... I MEAN....

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oh he did say "... help...!" very soft and sad tho i forgive him for making me hear him say "a flesh woman"

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THAT WAS SO UNECCESSARY BONES WHAT THE FUCK MAN WHY DID YOU JUST RIP HIS SHIRT

WAS THAT JUST FOR YOU

DID YOU JUST WANT TO SEE SOME SKIN, BONES

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yes kirk we're all in love with janice and her basket woven hair but this woman has been HARRASSED in like EVERY EPISODE SHE'S BEEN IN so let's give her a few eps off from being drooled over pls!!!

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OH DID WE ESCAPE THE DANGER??? ARE WE FREE??? DID WE MAKE IT, SAVE FOR SOME EAR PAIN AND LOSS OF DIGNITY???

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OH MY GOD HIS CLOCK'S GOING BACKWARDS??? ARE WE GOING BACK IN TIME????

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LET'S DO THE TIME WARP (AGAIN?)

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WAIT IS THE TIME WARP FROM STAR TREK???? IS THAT A STAR TREK THING THAT THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW PICKED UP???

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oh they only went back 3 days lol okay but still PRETTY NEAT

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OH MY GOD THE POSSIBILITIES

GO BACK AND TELL YOUR MUM YOU LOVE HER

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OH THAT'S THE END SKDSJKSDJK WELP

my GOD what a fucking ROLLERCOASTER of an episode!!! I WAS NOT READY FOR ANY OF THAT MY GOD!!! SPOCK!!! I WAS NOT READY!!!

THANK YOU FOR JOINING ME! UNTIL NEXT TIME!!!

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literally laying in bed trying to sleep thinking about Spock being too human for the Vulcans and too Vulcan for the humans and the weight of trying to be both and neither and sometimes one and sometimes the other and I can’t believe I’ve only seen 4 episodes!!!

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ARE Y'ALL READY FOR ANOTHER EPISODE OF STAR TREK BECAUSE I SURE AM!!! LET'S DO THIS I AM EXCITED, I AM EXTREMELY INVESTED IN SPOCK IN PARTICULAR, I'M FULL OF ENERGY AND I WANT AN EARLY NIGHT AND THESE THREADS TAKE HOURS SO LET'S GO

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okay this episode is called 'The Enemy Within' and i think according to star trek the enemy within is HORNINESS and or EMOTIONS

or it's the dog in that TRULY UTTERLY INCREDIBLE COSTUME who's going to be REAL MAD AT THEM FOR PUTTING HIM IN THAT

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120 degrees below 0 is indeed 'nippy', sulu, it's incredibly nippy actually!!!

also god we're not even a minute in and a man is bleeding!!! what's gonna happen with YOUR blood, huh???

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oh not only did this dude fall down a cliff but he fell down a cliff into a STRANGE ORE

well this does NOT bode well if it's fucking up the ship's beam-me-upper

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oh god can you glitch out getting beamed??? That took a long time and Kirk's acting all weird??? HE'S TRYING TO WALK THROUGH WALLS?? OH NO IS HE OKAY??? WHAT DID THE ORE DO?

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uhhhhhhh kirk??? is that... is that kirk??? did the machine glitch him back in here???

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UHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WHAT

WHAT IS THIS FACE

WHAT'S THIS FUCKING WALUIGI EXPRESSION OF MISCHIEF

DID THE MACHINE MAKE ANOTHER KIRK IS THIS A TRICKSTER KIRK??? DID SOMETHING COPY KIRK'S BODY???

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"A DUPLICATE OF ME, SOME STRANGE ALTER-EGO"

I'M LOSING MY SHIT DOES KIRK HAVE AN EVIL TWIN IN THIS EPISODE

OH MY GOD IS THERE NOW AN EVIL KIRK

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if he does faces and turns like this the whole episode i'm going to lose my absolute shit i can't stop laughing THIS IS THE DRAMATIC HAMSTER TURN

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i think kirk's crush on janice is cute actually, i like it

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OH NO IS EVIL KIRK ACTUALLY GENUINELY NASTY

OH NO!!!! POOR BONES!!!

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OH NO JANICE

IT'S ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL WE CUT TO JANICE'S DOOR

I SWEAR TO GOD WE HAVE TO GIVE JANICE A BREAK IT'S EPISODE 5 AND SHE'S BEEN HARRASSED AND OR ASSAULTED IN 3 OF THEM ALREADY

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idk whether this is an alien pretending to be kirk or a genuine rambunctious version of kirk

also i love bones being like "spock march your ass right into jim's room and talk with him he's being a DICK >:(" and spock being like "uh ok"

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i do love how they managed to get kirk shirtless ALMOST IMMEDIATELY lol

if kirk isn't showing skin, is it even a star trek episode???

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OH NO NOW THERE'S AN EVIL DOG

a doggleganger, one may say

BADUM TSH

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oh it's NOT a copy? It's an opposite? a Nice One and a Nasty One?

WHICH MEANS WE HAVE A NICE KIRK AND A NASTY KIRK???

HOW ARE YOU GONNA PUT THEM BACK TOGETHER??? (i know it's not banging but i will bet my LIFE there's fic where it's banging)

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my word the penny dropped really quickly in this episode!!

GOD JANICE I'M SO WORRIED ABOUT YOU OH NOOOO

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is... is evil kirk... wearing eyeliner.......

... can regular kirk... also do this... just, y'kno..... for fun..... no one's fun in particular just... for space reasons...

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oh no this scene is extremely ominous oh no janice oh no oh no I HAVE SUCH A BAD FEELING

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OH GOD OH NO OH GOD OH NO JANICE! OH NO! OH NO!!! THIS IS TERRIBLE!! JANICE! I AM NOT POSTING SCREEN SHOTS OF THIS MOMENT BUT HOLY CRAP

GET HIM JANICE KILL HIM KILL HIM RIGHT NOW KILL HIM JANICE

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i wish evil kirk a very merry Die Now but also his fuckin "DUN DUN DUUUUN" movements are killing me dfkdfjk

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OHHH JANICE

GOD I LOVE HER POOR JANICE I HOPE WHOEVER PAYS THE SPACE WAGES PAYS FOR HER TO HAVE EXTENSIVE AND EXCELLENT THERAPY AND ACCESS TO WHATEVER SHE NEEDS ;___;

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this is a very 60s reaction to what evil kirk did to janice and like I THINK THEY ARE TRYING TO HANDLE THIS WELL but boy howdy

BOY. HOWDY.

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oh god of course the landing party is going to freeze to death down on the planet if they can't bring them up D:

SULU IS DOWN THERE OH NO

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oh no Gentle!Kirk is all shaken!!!

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-GASP-

exCUSE ME? I AM PERSONALLY? ATTACKED??? BY THIS???

i mean spock 1) PROJECTION MY DUDE but also 2) EVERYONE HAS THE RIGHT TO BE VULNERABLE -SOB-

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oh my god wait is the enemy within toxic masculinity

ALSO THIS WHOLE SCENE IS HAPPENING WHILE THEY'RE HOLDING THAT DOG IN THE COSTUME SDKJSDJK

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waaa oh i do love gentle!kirk entrusting spock with like, HIS WHOLE BEING though

i do love that a LOT

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WHAT IS THIS ACTING ABOUT SJKKSDJ IT'S LIKE PANTOMIME

"HE'S BEHIND YOU!"

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sdjksdfjkd THE "I'M CAPTAIN KIRK" SCENE IS VERY OMINOUS BUT ALSO INCREDIBLY HILARIOUS BECAUSE OF THE WAY HE'S MOVING HIS FACE

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spock put a fucking ribbon on gentle!kirk's head or something PUT SOMETHING ON GENTLE!KIRK THAT EVIL!KIRK CAN'T REPLICATE OTHERWISE YOU'RE GONNA CONFUSE THEM

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OH DON'T SPLIT UP

COME ON SPOCK THIS CANNOT BE LOGICAL

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hot new meme from the 60s just dropped

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WHY IS EVIL KIRK SO SWEATY

WHY DOES THE EYELINER LOOKS SO GOOD ON HIM I'M MAD ABOUT IT

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"I'm part of you. You need me. I need you."

UM

I FEEL LIKE THIS EP MIGHT BE ONE OF THOSE ONES THAT PERHAPS SET UP A GENRE IN FANFIC, NOT GONNA LIE.

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what in the heck is spock able to DO does he have magic hands how did he just knock evil!kirk out with a neck caress

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ALSO CAN I SAY THAT MY JESTING PREDICITION THAT THE ENEMY WAS HORNINESS AND EMOTIONS WAS RIGHT SOMEHOW

spock i'm not sure Indecision vs Bloodlust is really what human Good and Evil boil down to my dude

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oh okay lmao we got the 'Evil' side of "hostility, lust, and violence" vs the 'Good' side of "compassion, love, tenderness" i should've let him finish SORRY SPOCK i was too quick to rag on you

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wait now hold up spock UHH

okay, i understand "it's his negative side that makes him strong!" is a 60s sentiment BUT i'm gonna believe spock is using this to pick at his own messy HUMAN emotions and tell himself he's Good, Actually despite his 'Evil' side.

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Spock: "listen guys i think all that Nasty Horrible Shameful Human emotion I Definitely Don't Have, if you keep it controlled and don't lash out with it, is a good thing! Right?"

Jim and Kirk: ":) yes feelings are good and don't make us inherently evil, yep"

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HOLD ON QUICK SELF CARE BREAK FOR ME TO GET SOME DINNER GIVE ME 10 MINUTES

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ohhhh i love bones being like "You have your intellect, Jim, you can fight with that!!!"

also "it's the way i am" MY ASS, SPOCK

WE ALL JUST SAW YOU HAVE A BIG WEEP OVER HOW MUCH YOU ACTUALLY FEEL

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oh no sulu it's COLD DOWN THERE!!!

we've got some huddling for warmth but IT'S TOO PERILOUS FOR ME TO BE INTO IT

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to be fair my Negative Side definitely is into yelling

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oh no don't make me do emotions

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Jim: I have to take him back. Inside myself.

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WELL THAT WOKE HIM UP DJKDFJK

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OKAY YES THANK YOU FOR AT LEAST SAYING THAT BRAVERY AND COURAGE COMES FROM THE COMPASSION, THE LOVE, THE GENTLENESS

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WAAAA ok but these extremely soft moments are GOOD i LIKE THEM A LOT

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OH NO RIP

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THIS WOULD HOLD MORE WEIGHT IF THAT EXACT CONCEPT WASN'T THE ENTIRE ENDING OF THE LAST EPISODE

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oh my god we're LAYING IT OUT

SPOCK THIS IS 3AM SLEEPOVER CONVO STUFF THIS IS! DEEP!

"I survive because my intelligence wins out. Makes them live together."

spock, in therapy we call this 'intellectualising our feelings in order to not feel them'

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I mean I'm sure Spock's Vulvan side has some literal physical and neurological differences to humans which has some effect on him beyond green blood and being able to throw jim over tables, BUT ALSO HOW MUCH IS TRAUMA, THAT'S WHAT I WANNA FIND OUT

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anxious kirk is too relatable and sad!!!!

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OH NO SULU DON'T LET HIM DIE PLEASE

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FUCK EVIL KIRK IS STILL CAUSING PROBLEMS GODDAMN THIS BASTARD

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OH SPOCK COME ON

AS IF THE REAL KIRK WOULD BE LIKE "lol rip sulu BYE"

COME ON DUDE

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IT'S THE ONE IN EYELINER

COME ON

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oh my god PLEASE TELL ME IT'S NOT JUST ME WHO THINKS HE LOOKS GENUINELY LIKE A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT PERSON

i would NOT recognise him as kirk / william shatner if i wasn't watching the episode

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WHAT IS IT ABOUT STAR TREK WHERE PEOPLE WHO DO TERRIBLE THINGS THEN PLEAD EXTREMELY EMOTIONALLY FOR THE RIGHT TO LIVE IT'S SO HEAVY

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oh nO HE'S STROKING EVIL!KIRK'S BACK TO COMFORT HIM

HE'S HOLDING HIM SO TENDERLY

MY GOD!!! STAR TREK!!!

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GOD I LOVE IT WHEN SPOCK DOES ONE OF HIS 'i am perfectly in control i do not let emotion touch me'

AND THEN HE'S ALL -shaky breath- -gulp- LIKE

WAAAA

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HE'S ALIVE! HE'S BACK! HE MADE IT! HE'S A WHOLE PERSON AGAIN! THE LANDING PARTY ARE GONNA MAKE IT! IS THIS THE FIRST EPISODE WHERE NO ONE DIED???

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HOW'S ALL THAT "FRIENDSHIP" YOU'RE FEELING FOR JIM THERE, SPOCK? HOW'S THAT GOING???

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janice is entirely too good for this world and she deserves a huge promotion and a long holiday and a lot of therapy

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spock what the fuck are you talking about "interesting qualities" he fuckin assaulted her my dude LISTEN IF THAT KIRK TURNED YOU ON YOU KEEP THAT TO YOURSELF DON'T FUCKIN PUT THAT ON JANICE!! MY GOD!!!

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WELL. WHAT AN EPISODE THAT WAS HUH!!! once again the enemy was horniness and emotions but also the good guy was different emotions so i'll allow it!!

THIS WAS A LOT OF FUN AS ALWAYS! Join me next time!

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