Let us tell you a story about a billionaire chancellor, who selflessly served the 1% while nobly leaving millions to suffer in poverty & despair 🧵
https://twitter.com/RishiSunak/status/1545426650032111616
Rishi the plucky youngster went to one of the most expensive private schools in the country, Winchester College.
He and his wife recently donated £100,000 to this bastion of (in)equality 💰
He and his wife recently donated £100,000 to this bastion of (in)equality 💰
After that, Sunak the Underdog studied at the little-known University of Oxford, reading the favourite ruling-class degree of Politics, Philosophy & Economics 🤓
Then this working-class hero was off to Stanford in the USA.
Here, he met his wife-to-be, Akshata Murthy, daughter of a billionaire.
Murty was recently revealed to be a non-dom, not paying British taxes on her international income. It's an everywoman story.
Here, he met his wife-to-be, Akshata Murthy, daughter of a billionaire.
Murty was recently revealed to be a non-dom, not paying British taxes on her international income. It's an everywoman story.
This was just the beginning for our intrepid protagonist.
Next up he went to work for the People's Bank over at @GoldmanSachs!
Later, he became partner at a hedge fund, adding to his obscene-yet-proletarian wealth.
Next up he went to work for the People's Bank over at @GoldmanSachs!
Later, he became partner at a hedge fund, adding to his obscene-yet-proletarian wealth.
Having amassed a fortune, Rishi then decided to have a go at running the country: it's what he was born to do!
Our brave, rich man got himself parachuted in as a Tory MP in Richmond, Yorkshire 🪂
Our brave, rich man got himself parachuted in as a Tory MP in Richmond, Yorkshire 🪂
After backing Brexit, Rishi rose through the ranks quickly to become Chancellor!
In this role he:
❌ cut universal credit and plunged millions into poverty
❌ was widely criticised for his climate failures
❌ consistently undermined public health over covid
In this role he:
❌ cut universal credit and plunged millions into poverty
❌ was widely criticised for his climate failures
❌ consistently undermined public health over covid
After a lifetime of enriching himself and wrecking the lives of others, Sunak now wants to take his experience nationwide.
We're #ReadyforRishi
We're #ReadyforRishi
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