Thread by @Mickeybokidoki

#bkdk #BakuDeku #crack
Based on a scene from the original skit where Deku headbutts Bakugou.

"Is it inappropriate that I want Kacchan to sit on my face?"

Uraraka sputters on her drink. Todoroki doesn't even bat an eye, used to Izuku's unhinged comments. Iida's

hands are waving around him in a frantic manner.

"Midoriya-kun, what have we said; Keep your horny thoughts to yourself, please!"

Izuku doesn't even flinch when eyes turn to look at him in the common space, too far in Kacchan butt la la land to care.

"I can't help it."he sighed with a dreamy look in his eyes and he rested his face on his open palm, elbow propped on the table. "Kacchan's ass is soft. So soft. I accidentally head butted it once, best accident I've ever made in my life. You guys should feel it one day."

"Pass."Uraraka said.

"If I were to choose between dying in the hands of a villain or facing your wrath, I would choose the former in a heartbeat. Besides, that is highly inappropriate."Iida said.

"No thank you. I don't know where his ass has been."Todoroki said in his usual

monotone.

Honestly, Izuku was satisfied with their answers. He didn't think he'd want to know how he'd react to someone touching parts of Kacchan's body meant for him and him only. 

The elevator dings and at the unmistakable sound of Kacchan's voice, Izuku shoots on his feet

and makes a beeline towards the blond, instantly trapping him in a bone crushing hug. 

Kacchan takes a step back, his arms automatically going to rest on both sides of Izuku's waist. 

Kirishima, who happened to be talking to Kacchan before Izuku came, laughed at the greenette

and he told the blond that he'd talk to him later.

"Well hello to you too, nerd."Kacchan greets, one hand leaving his waist to softly pet at his green hair. "What's up?"

Izuku lifts his face buried deep in Kacchan's pecs and he smiles wide.

"Nothing much."he answers with a nonchalant shrug."But I do have a question to ask you."

Kacchan cocks his head to the side but Izuku takes this as his go ahead to ask.

"I um wanted to ask if you could maybe…-". He looks off to the side, suddenly feeling embarrassed. "-sit on-

- my face."Kacchan chokes on nothing. His grip on his waist significantly tightens.He hears Uraraka make a strangled noise and he whips his head back only to catch a glimpse of brunette hair disappearing behind the wall. 

"D-Deku, what the fu-"

"I'm sorry, but your soft butt has been on my mind all day-"His face turns red and he drops his hands that were wrapped around his neck.

"What the fuck?!"

"-and I just want to know what it feels like to be Kacchan's chair."

Kacchan shakes his head in disbelief with his eyes

blown wide. "Is this some kind of new kink or something?"

It was Izuku's turn to choke. 

Kacchan must have said that louder than he intended to because Kaminari suddenly leaned over the back of the couch and yelled "Get a room!" to which Sero and Ashido loudly guffaw.

"What?! No-no of course not!". Kacchan's hands slid into his pocket, face pinched in interest. "It's more of curiosity."

"So you want to be smothered to death by my ass because you're 'curious'."he asked with a teasing lilt to his tone.

"I will not be smothered to death."

"Deku, my weight pressing down on your face will literally suffocate you."

"Well death by Kacchan's ass is an interesting way to die."

"I'm not going to sit on your face, Deku."

Izuku makes a displeased sound at the back of his throat and trails behind Kacchan.

"Kacchan."Izuku huffed. 

"Are you sure this isn't a kink?"he asked over his shoulder, walking round the couch to sit on it. Izuku flashes the curious onlookers a small smile and jumps over the back of the couch. Landing with a soft thud, he scoots closer to Kacchan and

continuously poked his arm, repeating his nickname like some sort of mantra, but for some reason, he has more patience today. 

"I'm not going to stop bothering you, you know."Izuku says in a matter of factly tone and Kacchan only snorts. "I can't believe you're stopping me from-

-my scientific research."

"So me, being a kind and caring boyfriend who doesn't want their beloved boyfriend to die from suffocation, is stopping a 'scientific research'."

"For the last time I'm not going to suffocate."

"You're an idiot if you think you aren't."He rolled his

eyes with a sigh and gently smacks away the hand poking him."Okay look, if you can find a different way to fulfil your weird fantasy-". Izuku's mouth opens to argue against the 'weird fantasy' claim."-then I'll let you."

And at Kacchan's words, a light bulb immediately goes off.

"I feel like I'm in heaven."Izuku says a few minutes later, voice muffled. He nuzzled his face into it and let out a very loud content sigh.

Kacchan peeks at him from over his shoulder, shifting around to find a more comfortable position while he lay on his stomach. "How is it?"

he asks, amusement clear in his tone and face as Izuku pokes his nose against the curve of his ass.

"It's so soft. Like a pillow."Izuku sighed.

Kacchan snorts."If I fart on your face, that's your fault. Just so you know."

"Eh, I won't mind."

Kacchan lets out a disbelieving breath that was quickly hidden by a chuckle. "I'm dating a fucking weirdo."

"And we have weirdos as friends."Kaminari grumbled from his spot on the floor. He along with Sero, Mina and Kirishima had been kicked off the couch, /literally/,to create

more space for Kacchan to lay down.

"Preach."Sero said  "You guys literally have rooms where you can do this in private. We don't need to be subjected to whatever the fuck this is."

"Then fucking gouge your eyes out if you don't wanna see this."

"I will."

Meanwhile, in the kitchen, Iida is questioning his life choices, wondering what exactly he had done wrong to be the class representative of both Izuku and Katsuki.

He really doesn't get paid enough for this shit.

The end 😭🧡💚
Okay ever since the skit, I literally couldn't get the thought of Izuku being obsessed with how soft it is out of my mind.
And so I wrote about it😭😭