Thread by @lone_rides

Above the law: Rioters in 2020

Not above the law: Parents in 2021

Above the law: The FBI

Not above the law: anyone lying to the FBI*

*offer not valid for Democrats

Above the law: Eric Holder's DOJ when running guns

Not above the law: man driving through state with gun not locked according to state law

Above the law: Lois Lerner

Not above the law: Paul Manafort

Above the law: a man with pictures of him smoking crack with prostitutes that crossed state lines

Not above the law: a black man with two joints in his pocket walking down the street

Above the law: Obama who took boxes of files with him and held them for 5 years

Not above the law: Trump who took files with him and had them less than 2 years

Above the law: Hillary Clinton

Not above the law: navy personnel who took a picture on a submarine to show is fiancé'

Above the law: FBI agents who plotted the Whitmer kidnapping

Not above the law: the people the FBI entraps

Above the law: Colbert's crew running around Congress unguided after hours

Not above the law: people at J6 who didn't damage anything or attack anyone

Above the law: Whoever opened the doors on J6

Not above the law: Whoever went through the open doors on J6

Above the law: people swarming the Senate trying to get the Kavanaugh hearing shut down

Not above the law: people walking inside the velvet ropes taking pictures on J6

Above the law: school boards who allowed pornographic materials to be included in school libraries

Not above the law: parents who showed pictures and read passages at school board meetings from the pornographic materials*

*they were not arrested but they were silenced

Above the law: Peter Strzok

Not above the law: Michael Cohen

Above the law: a man with "connections" lying on a federal gun form

Not above the law: a man with no connections lying on a federal gun form

Above the law: a criminal arrested with a gun in NYC who was released

Not above the law: someone with a shotgun a half-inch too short

Above the law: Nancy Pelosi

Not above the law: Martha Stewart

Above the law: Democrat Donald Trump

Not above the law: Republican Donald Trump

Above the law: Democrats getting their hair done and going to dinner in 2020

Not above the law: kids playing on playgrounds in 2020

Above the law: a man who says he's a woman showing his penis in a woman's locker room

Not above the law: a man who doesn't say he's a woman showing his penis

Above the law: cities that declared themselves sanctuary cities

Not above the law: states that don't want doctors maiming children's bodies with drugs and surgeries

Above the law: generals under Trump who did not obey orders

Not above the law: military personnel who did not want the COVID vaccine

Above the law: members of Congress being paid hundreds of thousands a year but retiring millionaires

Not above the law: you when that $600.01 Venmo hits your bank account

Above the law: Hollywood Dems who sexually assaulted people before #MeToo was used to go after Trump

Not above the law: Hollywood Dems who sexually assaulted people after #MeToo was used to go after Trump

Above the law: Eric Swalwell sleeping with Chinese spy

Not above the law: Carter Page who was illegally spied on