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Aug 18 10 tweets 4 min read
Hello from the Los Angeles #awssummit of Anaheim; it's livetweeting time. an AWS sign in front of a fountain
In the summit app, the @awscloud billing services once again get snubbed. Sad! About This App This app was built by Mobiquity, and uses the
And we're starting with an Intel processor video. Surely there will be nothing @awscloud says later in this presentation that could possibly imply that Intel processors were anything other than the absolute best option for all of your workloads. aws Hereto help you build
And @mndoci takes the stage. He's the @awscloud VP of Containers and Serverless. So "basically every AWS service if you squint hard enough." Whydo customers @ chooseAWS? elasticity customer obsession c
Talking about the Amazonian Leadership Principle of "Invent & Simplify (and then make it run containers)" and how it drives innovation company-wide.
Talking now about how the Space Shuttle's boosters are determined by the size of horse butts in ancient Rome; we've heard this before in previous keynotes that I've livetwote.

More interesting fact: the @casciencecenter is 26 miles away and has "Endeavor" there for viewing.
Getting the space shuttle maneuvered through the streets was an absolutely massive undertaking. They didn't let the horse asses contribute to the project: theatlantic.com/photo/2012/10/…
"With over 500 EC2 instance types, you almost certainly want to run containers to normalize them, right?" instance types FOR VIRTUAUYEVERYAPPUCATION General purpose M
Sorry, I kinda view the "Apple Silicon" processor option as something of a technicality here. The latest choice of processors and zederators
I confess I'm starting to build something new (more to come!) that unfortunately will live in Kubernetes. Early testing has been positive, and the entire thing is Arm architecture start to finish so far.

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Aug 18
Step 1: spam the living crap out of everyone on LinkedIn The title slide for a talk ...
I too have problems hiring due to running into population limits of certain towns.
There are a LOT of people at the #AWSSummit watching this talk. If she doesn’t drop her email at the end with a “reach out if you’re looking to make a change” call to action then it’s a massive missed opportunity to hire. A large crowd watching the ...
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Aug 17
Sure are a lot of people failing to properly understand the assignment. Let me take a whack at this by explaining how we do secrets management here.
It starts, as does basically everything, with a Jenkins job. A user clicks the button, and the Jenkins job makes an API call.
"What API?" you ask? Taskrabbit's. It hires a person on TaskRabbit to go to the bank downtown and retrieve the secret from its secure storage, which is a safety deposit box.
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Aug 14
Some big tech companies have always been ad companies.

Others (Amazon, Apple, Netflix) adopt the ad model later and steadily see it become a corrosive force.
Amazon results get worse as “what the customer wants” gets steadily replaced with “what Amazon’s been paid to show you.”

The first result on the iOS App Store is often a direct competitor of the app whose name I just searched.
Google has steadily replaced the entirety of the results page “above the fold” with sponsored results for some queries.
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Aug 10
Ooh, updates to Honeycode, @awscloud's low-code / no-code creator for internal applications.
"Tell us your demographic information or there will be no Honeycode for you. We are not kidding." graphical user interface, application with text Tell us more
Yes, there are "Prefer Not to Say" options for all three options, but if I wanted to be gated by a bunch of pointless mouse clicks I'd go spin up an @awscloud SNS topic in the console instead.
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Aug 9
If I were completely amoral I'd simply set up a bunch of open source AMIs on the @awscloud Marketplace, charge more for "support" than the instance cost, and call myself something innocuous like "Supported Images."

That's such a good scam that of course someone beat me to it. A screenshot of precisely what I describe in the tweet.
I see a bunch of replies attempting to reinvent my old scam:

Given that I flagged this years ago I can only assume that these clowns are up for @awscloud's Partner of the Year award.
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Aug 9
“The @SFBART is 50 years old!”

Whoa! So it goes to the Golden Gate Bridge?

“No, idiot. Nowhere freaking near it, you dense jackass.” SF Bart 50 year anniversary...
(We are taking the very long way to preschool.) Masked selfie of my daughte...
Now @Caltrain is getting in on our commute action. A picture of my daughter we...
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