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Aug 19 11 tweets 2 min read
In case you missed all the rogbodiyan and gbas gobs that happened this week, here’s a quick recap to keep you abreast of things.

#DANGWeeklyrecap A #thread
1.During a recent performance, Tiwa Savage said her hit song “somebody son” was about Jesus and not a man.

Dear Tiwa, calvary greetings.

There’s no way you’re referring to my Lord Jesus who died on the cross of calvary. Because it can’t be my Lord Jesus that you’re calling,
‘alakori’ when you sang, “Alakori ni bobo yen seh”

O WRONG NOW!!!

Definitely Tiwa went to Spain and fell in crush with a guy named Jesús and she couldn’t find him again. Yea, that’s what happened.

Angel Gabriel, THIS IS WHAT REALLY HAPPENED O, sheathe your sword sir, e jor.
2.Twitter user, Chima woke up to his own obituary on TikTok.

How can someone sleep, wake up and go on TikTok only to be seeing his obituary upandan? What a wicked world!

I wonder if it was his ex that orchestrated it…

Chima started shouting pe,
“seeing is not believing ooooo, I did not die ooooo. Aara adugboooo, I’m alive o.”

😂😂😂

Justice for Broda Chima!
3. Thieves steal N31m from Katsina State Government house.

AHHHHHH. When your politicians are not busy fake-fainting when asked to be accountable, they are dropping nvclear bombs of lies.

Thieves walked into a whole government house! Who’s frying this dodo? It’s burning please!
4. Pastor Tobi Adegboyega interrupted choir’s mid-service because their song was boring him.

Me too, I don’t like boring songs at allll, I just wish Pastor Tobi had hired Portable to come and Zahzu-zeh during Sunday worship.

A yuppy pastor deserves nothing short of a concert.
5. The Governor of Imo State experienced a power outage during an interview on national TV

In this failed system, everybody will collect! 😂😂

Nepa said, “elejo wewe, eees okay, ees okay.” He deenur listen so they cut light.😂

Let them go and buy inverter please. UP NEPA!
6. Niger republic says they didn’t receive N1.15 Billion Worth of Vehicles from Nigeria.

Even though this is a family issue, I can’t help but ask both countries, “ Is this playing? What kind of playing is this?”

Who do we believe now forghusake?!
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😂
8. WHERE IS SOLOMON BUCHI?

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Aug 21
One time, months after we’d broken up, someone I dated said to me, “You expressed your love way too much and it kind of scared me. Also, you were too understanding, I used to be afraid that there’s something else or that you were pretending.”
Translation: “I prefer people who hold back and play games,
I also prefer drama over peace and quick settlement of issues.”

I hated to fight so I accepted apologies quickly and just expressed my love exactly how I felt it. Guess what? That was a problem.
Months after we broke up, he came back, apologising profusely, because he realised he took all of that peace & love for granted.

However, I just couldn’t go back to that situation anymore.

When you think you prefer manipulation, games, and drama over peace, ease, and honesty,
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IF I COULD ASK GOD FOR ANYTHING, THESE WILL BE MY REQUESTS:

1. That I fulfill His purpose for my life, and not just be a passerby. At the end of it all, I can boldly say that my life was well-spent and I made an impact in people’s lives.
2. That I continue to learn to love myself and care for myself; the decisions I make concerning my life favor me and make my life better.

3. That I am able to take care of the people I love; to make their lives easier and softer,to never a source of sorrow to those who love me.
4. In helping others to be better versions of themselves, I also prioritise my own life, growth, and mental health.
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Feb 15
Six Things You Deserve To Experience In Your Lifetime
1. Love: You deserve to experience sweet, refreshing love. The kind of love that you don’t have to second guess. You deserve the assurance that comes with loving someone and being loved in return.
2. Peace: You deserve to feel at peace in life. No matter what the circumstances may be. True peace is not the absence of challenges, but it is knowing that everything will be just fine in the end, and there is no need to worry.
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Feb 14
I woke up this morning and tried to think about the last time I had a Valentine’s date and I realized that I haven’t had one in a long time. I felt sad at first but one thing I avoided was tell myself, “Don’t worry, you’d get one next year,” because what if I don’t?
I calmed myself down and thought about the love I have been shown in life. I realized that I have been loved by people in so many ways, but not being shown love in a certain way - romantically - made me feel like I had never experienced it.
I looked back on my life and thought about how significant I had made romantic love be in my life. Yes, it is a good thing to experience, but there are greater forms of love I should be grateful for.
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Before You Get that Divorce… Breathe

I know there are posts everywhere on the internet about leaving a relationship or marriage when you are unhappy but very rarely do you hear about people (especially young couples) who took their time to work things out.
Marriage is beautiful but totally worth the wait. Our courtship was long distance but the man at the other end was completely amazing and I could swear I was smitten.
He loved me and still loves me beyond words but there is more to marriage than love. Friendship is most important and it births love. Perfect!
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Feb 7
Valentine’s Day is on a Monday, a working day. How sweet. It’s even more wonderful because the day after is a also work day. Tension will not be on the high side. Is there anything too hard for God to do? No.
We know that some of you with unnecessary gragra will still manage to pull it off. We don’t have a problem with this o. No, not at all. We just want to make sure that as you are expressing your love, you are going all out with it.
We don’t want to see any half-baked presents, like boxers, singlet, and paynt. That’s why we said, “Okay o, let us give these people expo.”
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