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Ashley 🧠💚 📍#PAXWEST

Sep 7 • 12 tweets • 4 min read

Should I live tweet the Apple Event today

#AppleEvent Let's fly through outer space! Swear to god this lighting is TOO GOOD. I want to interview the DP of these events.

Apple spent more on this Apple Watch testimonial segment than Warner Bros spent on Batgirl #AppleEvent

I want my watch to track my baseline cheese levels, do not wake me until the CheeseAlert is active. #AppleEvent

(I am so glad I do not have to care about tech professionally anymore if I don't want to - it was exhausting and boring drumming up clicks for some of this stuff)

Gore-MET Meh-TAL is the *wildest* way to pronounce Gourmet Metal I have EVER HEARD #AppleEvent

Very disappointed they did not name it Apple Watch XTREME and do a Mountain Dew partnership #AppleEvent

#AppleEvent #AppleWatch

https://twitter.com/pabably/status/1567573966432223232

This is the real question:

https://twitter.com/pabably/status/1567573966432223232

Is there a non-satellite capable version of the #iPhone14, for those of us who do NOT want to be found #AppleEvent

Yeah okay f*ck I want the purple color, you got me Apple

@thelonelyisland

Dynamic Island about to drop a @thelonelyisland diss track #AppleEvent

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https://twitter.com/seamusblackley/status/1372331019328647168

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https://twitter.com/seamusblackley/status/1372331019328647168

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Guys...I'm losing my mind right now. I'm furious. Have a seat. We need to talk about my neighbors across the street.

THREAD INCOMING.

Everyone except these two have taken the virus seriously - they think it's a hoax, the panic is dumb, and that it's just a weird cold. They have looked down their noses at us like we are kooky conspiracy theorists for wearing masks when we go out.

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