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President, #RowdySkeleton! Author #ArtofPsychonauts2! Writer @lostincult! Host! Booking: george@intelligentartists.com
Sep 7, 2022 12 tweets 4 min read
Should I live tweet the Apple Event today #AppleEvent Let's fly through outer space! Swear to god this lighting is TOO GOOD. I want to interview the DP of these events.
Jun 25, 2022 9 tweets 2 min read
When I was in high school, a girl I was friendly with came to me and asked if I would help her. She was pregnant and didn't know what to do. Her parents were very strict and she said they might kill her if they found out. Her boyfriend dumped her when she told him. I don't know why she told me this. I don't know why she came to me. I guess she must have felt she could trust me even though we weren't super close. But I told her I would help. No questions asked.

I drove her to the clinic on her appointment day.
Mar 19, 2021 11 tweets 3 min read
I want to tell you how a lot of CVS/Rite Aid locations work so you can potentially get vaccinated before your eligibility is open! 1. CVS and Rite Aid both have lists of places with available appointments - you don't need to finish making an appointment if you're currently ineligible for one - but you CAN see a list of cities here in CA with "Available" or "Fully Booked." Looks like this:
Dec 15, 2020 12 tweets 2 min read
Guys...I'm losing my mind right now. I'm furious. Have a seat. We need to talk about my neighbors across the street.

THREAD INCOMING. Everyone except these two have taken the virus seriously - they think it's a hoax, the panic is dumb, and that it's just a weird cold. They have looked down their noses at us like we are kooky conspiracy theorists for wearing masks when we go out.
Dec 15, 2020 4 tweets 1 min read
I will send the first 5 people who respond to this a handwritten Christmas card. Who wants one AHHHH SO MANY OF YOU WANT A CHRISTMAS CARD

Okay I'll do the first 10. Closed!