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Sep 11 11 tweets 4 min read
"Deep in the land England, in the Palace of Buckingham, the White Lord Sauron forged a master rule, and into this rule he poured his cruelty, his malice and his will to colonize all life.

#OneRuleToRingThemAll

One by one, the free lands of Earth fell to the power of the Rule".
"Colonialism cannot be destroyed by any craft that we here possess. The Rule was made in the Palace of Buckingham. Only there can it be unmade. It must be taken deep into England and cast back into the fiery chasm from whence it came."
#OneRuleToRingThemAll
"Give us the colonial state, the weapon of the enemy. Let us use it against him!"
"You cannot wield it! None of us can. The One Rule answers to Sauron alone. It has no other master."
#OneRuleToRingThemAll
"It came to the creature Uhuru, who took it deep into State House. And there it consumed him. The rule gave his regime unnatural long life. For decades it poisoned his mind, and in the gloom of Uhuru’s cave, it waited. Darkness crept back into the the world".
OneRuleToRingThemAll
"One does not simply walk into England. Its black gates are guarded by more than just immigration officers. There is a visa regime there that does not sleep. And the great Eye is ever watchful. It is a flavourless wasteland. Riddled with fire and disease."
#OneRuleToRingThemAll
"He was destroyed! Sauron was destroyed."
"No. The spirit of Sauron endured. His life force is bound to the colonial state, and the colonial state survived. Sauron has returned. His apologists have multiplied. His fortress is rebuilt in the land of England".
#OneRuleToRingThemAll
"[Uhuru] hates and loves the colonial state, as he hates and loves himself. He will never be rid of his need for it".
#OneRuleToRingThemAll
"Never put on the colonial state, for the agents of the White Lord will be drawn to its power. Always remember, the Rule is trying to get back to its master. It wants to be found".
#OneRuleToRingThemAll
"You cannot offer me this Rule!"
"I'm giving the colonial state to you!"
"Don't tempt me! I dare not take it. Understand, I would use this Rule from a desire to do good. But through me, it would wield a power too great and terrible to imagine."
#OneRuleToRingThemAll
"The colonial state yearns above all else to return to the hand of its master. They are one, the Rule and the White Lord".
#OneRuleToRingThemAll

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