My views on royalty were ambivalent until recently. I thought it was all irrational, but I didn't really care much either way. It was a soap opera I didn't watch.
This mandatory, authoritarian force-feeding is turning me against it strongly. Judging from twitter, I'm not alone.
If this was happening in times of plenty, with no urgent crisis facing millions, fine - play at dressing up and worship monarchies all you want.
But this is not a time of plenty. This is the worst crisis in years, against the background of the worst in human history.
To see all these gold carriages, ermine cloaks, billion dollar bejeweled hats, ranks of scarlet soldiery whose sole job is playing sad songs about one of the most privileged families in human history... and any protest met with police action.
Meanwhile, politics is paused
We've got tens of millions in the UK facing penury. Hundreds of thousands of businesses on the brink of collapse. Vulnerable people bracing for a deadly winter. The health services swamped. A PM selected by 100k retired majors in the home counties.
And everybody fannying around.
You wanna start civil unrest? This is a pretty good method.
About time somebody picked up on the mood, and reduced this self-indulgent bollocks. It's sad for the family. But it's no reason to ignore the MASSIVE crisis overwhelming us all.
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Margarine Thatcher. Gilead Commander's wife who did 3 U-turns during her campaign, making Liz Truss a more effective opponent of Liz Truss than Rishi Sunak was. Is her own worst enemy, but that won't last.
Elizabeth Truss is an anagram of Haziest Bluster.
Kwazi Kwarteng
Ex-Minister for Brexit, then Business, Energy and Growth. Those things are all going swimmingly, so now he's Chancellor, despite being out of his depth on a sheet of graphene. I don't know this for sure, so don't quote me, but has "fall guy" tattooed on his balls.
She's not only wrong, but she's been proven wrong by a 12 year experiment.
Since 2010 the Tories have tried cutting tax to grow the economy, and every time they have failed to meet their growth predictions. Every single time. Osborne did it annually from 2010 to 2016
"Boundless wit and convivial exasperation... Meticulous, brilliant, unstintingly splenetic... Our great-grandchildren will place it alongside Pepys, whose diary they will, correctly, judge much, much less funny"
– Howard Goodall
"Do you have a politics junkie in your life? Then their next gift is in the bag. Russell Jones' hugely impressive first book is his or her masochistic wet dream... like flipping through a grotesque highlights album of the country's downfall"
A crisis - and boy oh boy, do we have a crisis - is the perfect time to change everything.
Obviously there's the urgent immediate issue to deal with, but unless you're very stupid (I'll come back to that) you'd take the opportunity to fix underlying problems too.
Our govt is very stupid.
Their solution is: more of the same. Tax cuts will fix it. The market will fix it. Deregulation will fix it. And centrally-directed plans are "interfering with the market" and cause chaos.
We've had 40 years of that. Look where we are.
George Osborne promised his corporate tax cuts and shrinking the state would revitalise the nation, create growth and raise wages. He did it every year from 2010 to 2016.
And every year from 2010 to 2016 he cut his growth forecasts, wages fell, and the nation slid into despond.
It's perhaps hard for those who don't remember the 80s to understand the constant nuclear dread. It often felt like total annihilation was days away.
#Gorbachev was a beacon of hope and light. Imperfect? Certainly. But he took the world away from the brink.
My childhood (70s and 80s) was wall-to-wall existential dread. Cartoons telling you how to survive a nuclear blast (ha!). Leaflets explaining what to do with your family's corpses. Lessons in how to construct a fallout shelter from your school desk. Terrifying news and TV drama.
All of that evaporated when Gorbachev arrived. He wasn't like the previous Soviet leaders - he seemed warm, cuddly, human (and humane). And he had the courage to stare down his own generals, and reach out to the West. The terror subsided, and proliferation ended.