@MS_Maree1 And (in days of old) people used to say that #Onanism should be punished. In my case, it probably will be. Indulging in this practice puts me in danger of serious punishment, since I'm such a Jaded Bastard, only by putting myself in this position can I get myself off!
@MS_Maree1 I suspect (this time) I won't get myself off of from the consequences of the way I practice getting myself off!
In theory, I could do it by not coming to see you. In practice: My longing for you is so great, that's never going to happen!
I've been thinking about my reckless behaviour with you, @GigglesMistress, and others.
I think I maybe insane.
When I come to you, I think you should probably put me in a #StraightJacket, lock me in a #DeepDarkCell, call your fellow "Doctors" to ...
@MS_Maree1 ... examine me. Determine what's wrong with me, decide between you what kind of "therapy" or "therapies" I need and then deliberate between yourselves as to whether a week in your "asylum*" ...
* Asylum - A place where one is locked away from the outside world
@MS_Maree1 ... whether a week in your Asylum will be enough for you to deal successfully with my condition or whether I'm going to need to be locked away for a month or even a year!
I'm slightly afraid of returning to the real world. I think I'll be better for time in your care!
@GigglesMistress Wow! You look serious (As in the movie, "Leon", where someone says, "Somebody's coming. Someone serious!", just before Leon's One Many Army bursts onto the scene!)
Had I not already promised myself to another Domme, I'd be kneeling down to you! You scare me!
@GigglesMistress In fact, you scare me! I believe my wish to surrender to you might actually be overcome by an instinct, which tells me, "Run away, Richard. You're looking at your immanent death!"
I've never felt that, just from looking at a Mistress, before. You're awesome!
I can't imagine doing a lot of giggling in your presense, @GigglesMistress. I imagine screaming, "Please Mistress, please! Let me live! Please don't destroy me! Please don't be kill me!"
I like that in a woman, but I've never seen quite so much of it in a single photograph!"
@MissMatthews123 I think you should begin your research with some practical experiments on a certain potential victim, who I predict will walk into the Serpent Rooms sometime like, say, next Tuesday.
I always hated it when my maternal grandmother said they should bring back the birch, but ...
@MissMatthews123 Since you have a willing victim, you might as well use me (whoops! I mean him)
I'm running out of ideas anyway, so why not make me your Guinea Pig.
Please would you strap me down first though? I'm not brave!
Foolhardy yes. Brave no.
If I try to renage, you'll just have to ...
@MissMatthews123 ... remind me who is the boss and who said he wanted to be ...
Actually, I've forgotten what I said I wanted to be, but I have this dim recollection that I may have sent you an email saying, "Please take this as your authority to use and abuse me 'til your heart's content ..."
Dawn just phoned. She said, "Hey! Richard! Never mind your #BrandNewDawn! What's wrong with the old Dawn? That's what I want to know! You're not getting rid of me that easily! What is it with you & #GirlsNamedDawn anyway? Am I no good to you anymore?"
I think in rats' alley
Where the dead men lost their bones.
"What is that noise?"
The wind under the door.
"What is that noise now? What is the wind doing?"
Nothing, again nothing.
"Do you know nothing? Do you see nothing? Do you remember Nothing?"