@HollowedMaiden @james_schardt @monsterhunter45 It bought the man a mountain. I'm not talking a little bitty molehill. I mean a big ol' fuckin' -mountain-. A mountain that makes the Aggro Crag look like a Kansas cornfield.
That sounds like an accomplishment to me.
That sounds like an accomplishment to me.
@HollowedMaiden @james_schardt @monsterhunter45 Mt Whitney, the tallest mountain in the contiguous 48 States, #education ) looks upon Yard Moose Mountain with penis envy. It flirted with Mt St Helens once, and we saw the result of those spicy lines on March 27th, 1980.
As I said: -Mountain-.
As I said: -Mountain-.
@HollowedMaiden @james_schardt @monsterhunter45 Mount Everest leaves its dead frozen on its surface, like really frosty body art. Yard Moose Mountain turns the bleached skulls of its dead into yard ornaments.
Sir Edmund Hillary took one look at this rock and prayed it just wanted to fuck him.
-Mountain-.
Sir Edmund Hillary took one look at this rock and prayed it just wanted to fuck him.
-Mountain-.
@HollowedMaiden @james_schardt @monsterhunter45 Yard Moose Mountain took a piss in the Utah desert once. The result was The Great Salt Lake.
The Ski Trails on Mt Hood are marked with double black diamonds. The ski trails on Yard Moose Mountain are marked with "Do Not Enter" signs.
Get the picture?
The Ski Trails on Mt Hood are marked with double black diamonds. The ski trails on Yard Moose Mountain are marked with "Do Not Enter" signs.
Get the picture?
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