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A jack of all trades, master of none, but sometimes, I'm better than a master of one.
Oct 29, 2022 15 tweets 6 min read
@monsterhunter45 Worth noting, I enlisted around the same time he started writing the book he's on now. A decade later, I'm medically retired, and he's still working on the same book.

He's taking longer to write this than the length of my entire military career. @monsterhunter45 George R.R. Martin started writing the first book in the series, Game of Thrones, in late 1991, per the Wikipedia page for the series.

You know what else happened in late 1991?

I WAS BORN. THE SERIES IS LITERALLY AS OLD AS I AM.
Sep 23, 2022 4 tweets 4 min read
@HollowedMaiden @james_schardt @monsterhunter45 It bought the man a mountain. I'm not talking a little bitty molehill. I mean a big ol' fuckin' -mountain-. A mountain that makes the Aggro Crag look like a Kansas cornfield.

That sounds like an accomplishment to me. @HollowedMaiden @james_schardt @monsterhunter45 Mt Whitney, the tallest mountain in the contiguous 48 States, #education ) looks upon Yard Moose Mountain with penis envy. It flirted with Mt St Helens once, and we saw the result of those spicy lines on March 27th, 1980.

As I said: -Mountain-.