You know what's wrong with #ClimateAction ?
Because - the climate disaster is caused by action. What we need is #ClimateLessAction. #ClimateSlowDown. #ClimateDoLess. #ClimateLocalize
A long time Twitter friend sent me this today, and it's truer than anything else.
We are dying of flash floods in low places nationwide and we ABSOLUTELY REFUSE to adapt to a landscape with beavers. Farmers hate them, road districts hate them, most yard owners hate them - we need
3. beavers *desperately*.
All the bugs are going extinct. #ClimateOutlawInsecticides.
There is absolutely no industrial activity underway on Planet Earth that is not degrading the ecosystem.
The ecosystem created us, not the other way around. We weren't inevitable, we just fit.
4. It is rampant bullshit that humans "need" the industrial agriculture system we have.
The farmers of middle America are *desperately* trying to get Congress to require more corn likker in your gas tank. They can't sell the shit.
If we didn't have refrigerated ocean shipping,
5. they wouldn't be bulldozing the Amazon to graze cattle.
We know every single thing we do which degrades the ecosystem. If science has done one thing, it has shown us in excruciating detail how, when, and where we are destroying the ecosystem which makes us possible.
6. We should never build another mile of highway.
We should slow the speed limit to where the highways we have can handle the traffic.
There is no time in world history where a new highway hasn't resulted in increasing traffic flow, increasing vehicle/miles.
We don't need more.
7. I understand that we are entirely too spoiled and selfish to live with any less of anything, but -
We don't have to build more.
No.
The more we build, the faster the climate changes, the faster the ecosystem fails.
Everyone has to quit looking at pieces, stand up, and look.
8. Look far. See. Everything, every part of the entire global ecosystem, is undergoing rapid, extreme, degradation. Eastern Canada just blew away.
C'mon, people.
We don't need the government, we don't need the corporations. We have to build a local economy everywhere we are.
9. The near-universal acceptance that the solution is to build a bunch of crap is absolutely false. I just saw a triumphalist picture of Texas grassland covered with a gazillion solar panels and it was AIN'T THIS GREAT, WE WON'T LOSE OUR ELECTRICITY!!!
Figure out a way to get by.
10. Let me bring this tweet back.
Break up the concrete.
We could build every building we need for the next thousand years by quarrying our interstate highway system. We don't need skyscrapers, we need hobbit houses.
From Poplar Bluff, MO, to the Gulf of Mexico, used to be swamp
11. And that swamp generated way more fish and fowl, more seeds and greens, than all the people who lived there could eat, year in and year out.
So we drained it to grow cotton and soybeans. For money. Cool. We need the swamp, it's made out of atmospheric carbon.
12. The Missouri River was this living thing that swept back and forth across, in places, twenty miles of bottom, bluff to bluff, water that breathed from five miles wide to one, every year, and made 300 pound catfish and untold millions of beavers, birds, and fish, and we
13. Dug a rock lined ditch and said, "There, Great River, die in this fucking ditch and know that we are Civilized Man," and - every three or four year the River says, Yeah, fuck you, and washes away a few towns, and we wring our hands and weep for our stupid greedy selves.
14. And since we're to dim to get the message, and we keep pouring (hundreds and thousands) of (quadrillion-BTU) expressions of energy, mostly as heat and motion, into the dying ecosystem.
If Earth were a human, we've already cut off one leg, one arm, and
15. We're cashing in toes and fingers off the stumps we have left, thinking it will be fine, we'll have autonomous cars and won't need hands and feet anyway - y'all, it ain't working.
16. What we have to do is figure out how to live comfortably enough, at peace with the natural systems which made us possible in the first place.
I hear all this, "Hey, not everyone wants to be a farmer," and I'm thinking, how many really want to spend their lives walking
17. up and down the aisles of Home Depot? Of Walmart?
I lived in Kansas City during the post tractor years as the farms and country towns of Missouri died and everyone moved to the city.
Most of them weren't that thrilled. I was there. I knew them.
Only the Amish stayed out 🐴🐴
18. The whole idea of #ClimateAction is backwards. Every time I see it I know this person believes that we can emit gigatons of carbon this year and next, and because we don't think we'll have to in 2030 (less than halfway there, by the most optimistic predictions) the carbon now
19. magically will have been For The Climate.
Easter Canada just blew away. In a tropical storm.
Y'all.
#ClimateDontBuildThat

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Has it occurred to anyone else that the entire public conversation about "the climate" is bald faced fiction?
We're going to build things to give us half our energy in half our lives from now, by building factories and digging mines and proceeding up from there, and build
2. Thousands of acres/hectares of surface area of silicon crystal wafers six inches square, held together in glass, with tiny copper wires imbedded in them - thousands of acres of these things. Encased in aluminum frameworks and, usually, planted on piers of concrete in Earth.
3. We're going to send millions, yes millions, of people out in vehicles to install and perpetually maintain these things.
Meanwhile, ho hum, half of Pakistan washes away and the biggest river in part of France dries up, big rivers in China dry up, another day it rains 50" in
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Hey Dave - @aspiringpeasant - wanna see me eat crow?
I'm *seriously* thinking about buying a 14 hand mule.
For speed.
A day shopping trip is in the neighborhood of 14 miles, maybe a little more.
At 2 miles an hour that's 7 hours. I can do it in about 5 to 5½ hours.
2. With an 8 to 10 mph trotting mule the whole trip wouldn't take a whole lot longer than doing it in a car. I'm dumping recycling in the appropriate bins, buying chicken feed, cattle feed, cat and dog food, Jeffie food - stop for a 6 pack - I spend more time running in and out
3. Than I do driving.
But not with the donkeys. They're seriously slow. Things would need to be closer. They could be, but meanwhile, here in the real world -
Sydney and I went to the car wash with her Percheron and wagon last July, and - it's like, poof, we're there. Image
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What would we do today if we wanted to directly combat global warming?
First, we would work to reduce waste motion. Waste shipping. We would immediately localize food production worldwide, as smoothly and seamlessly as possible.
All annual crop agriculture works on an annual
2. cycle, plant and harvest. Say the nations of the world had one of these COP(out) meetings, only they were serious instead of making believe.
It would take a couple of years to convert, say, the corn belt of the US back to food production agriculture, but - my grandparents grew
3. Their entire annual diet within walking distance of their house.
All the grandparents in the world did, or maybe great -grands, given that I'm old already. Everyone in the whole world grew their own food 200 years ago. We still could.
Wasted fossil fuels in shipping.
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I have two young (mid-30s, less than half my age) women in my life, both of whom I love.
They both have children, both of whom I love.
This really makes global warming/ecosystem collapse matter a lot to me.
I'm 75. If it all falls down tomorrow I had a good run.
2. Most of the people I know my age figure we're going to skate, that the worst won't happen in our lifetimes.
Depending on where you live, if you're my age the worst may have already happened in your lifetime.
Did you live in Paradise, CA? That part of Boulder that burned?
3. Or was it Colorado Springs?
If you lived there you know.
Major rivers in Asia and Europe running dry is a big deal, y'all. I don't know how to say it any better. We're watching it.
We're still letting them build more highways and factories.
It's already happening. Now.
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What needs to happen about "the climate" aka the collapsing ecosystem, is we need to start the whole conversation over again like we just found out about it yesterday.
We don't include any deniers in the conversation. They can go do whatever it is they do.
2. But those of us who care about it need to start all over at the beginning. We're forty serious years into this conversation and we're here: Image
3. The first thing we need to do is define the problem.
There are numerous definitions going around, and they are not in agreement. So I propose the following definition:
The global ecosystem is undergoing simultaneous failures in almost all its subsystems. The climate is one.
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It would be physically possible, should we the human race choose to, to gradually, systematically reduce our energy throughput over a decade and reach real, as averse to net, zero.
We could do that while reducing emissions at every stage starting immediately.
We're not going to.
2. We could look at the ecosystem catastrophe going on around and within us, and we could admit that it is caused be every part of the developed lifestyle. The cars, airplanes, diesel ships - I don't know exactly how slow and modest we would have to live to increase biosphere,
3. but way far down there at a walking pace worldwide is a small, but existent, hope to minimize suffering. Not eliminate it - we've already got it, we're just pretending.
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