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@IDtsuKei
Sep 28, 2022 • 9 tweets • 3 min read • Read on X
Wait okay unhinged thought please tell me if it’s been written but like night at the museum #krtsk #kurotsukki where tsukki is a new guard working the night shift and he absolutely loses his shit when everything comes to life. He almost quits especially after the mannequin of
Famed general kuroo tetsurou comes to life and harasses him all night. Enemies(more like spicy acquaintances) to lovers where he ends up realizing he has feelings for a kuroo tetsurou mannequin(!!) which is absurd enough cause does he like the actual man, a fake representation of
The man?? He’s very confused and tries to talk to the painting of literature legend akaashi keiji, when he comes across the previous night guards tanaka and nishinoya stealing the scroll that brings the museum to life. He’s not ready to lose kuroo and has to chase them down,
Kuroo chases after them and like almost sacrifices himself because the museum items can’t be outside of the museum when the sun rises and tsukki loses it and is crying and yelling and it’s very dramatic and Tanaka and nishinoya help get kuroo back inside the museum because
They feel guilty and tsukki finds out that they were going to steal the scroll and a painting of a mysterious lady who says her name is kiyoko shimizu and they settle on just letting the two of them back in to see her whenever they want and tsukki gets to keep working with
His boyfriend who is a mannequin during the day??? But he’s happy so fuck you??? Idk everyone ends happy the end.
OK but also side #bokuaka where bokuto is a marble statue that is labeled as Zeus, but he insists his name is bokuto and someone mislabeled him forever ago, he doesn’t know why. (Tsukishima knows why, the man has more muscles than he even knew was possible) bokuto can either
Be found in the painting room talking to akaashi, or carefully moving Akaashis painting around so he can see new additions to the museum. At first Tsukishima was worried the muscled man was going to end up dropping or ripping akaashis painting, but then he asks Tsukishima to
Bring in some new books for him to read to akaashi and he can’t help but think that akaashi is in perfect hands. Also, he bribes bokuto to help him stop the miniature atsumu Miya from fighting with the miniature sakusa kiyoomi, exchanging books for a few more minutes w/ kuroo.

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Jul 9
#krtsk ft eventual tsukki nekoharem nsfw

The phone rings five times before it’s answered at the last second.

‘Hello?’ His voice only sounds a little familiar. Usually, the context he’s hearing it in involves more growling, more raspiness. His day to day voice only hints at the
Oceans it holds.

‘Hello,’ Tsukishima says, forcing himself to go through with this no matter how awkward he feels. ‘Is this Kuroo Tetsurou?’

He doesn’t know how to explain who he is. In his three weeks of mulling it over, and planning out word for word iterations of their
Conversation, that was always where he fell short. Like Kuroo, his voice was different in the moment. He didn’t know if he would be recognized.

‘Sure is.’

‘This is…you gave me your number a few weeks ago,’ he finishes lamely, holding his breath. This was stupid. He should’ve
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Jul 1
#krtsk cw tw age gap !!

Kuroo is nervous. He doesn’t know why he’s nervous, not really. On the surface, it’s because he’s meeting his girlfriend’s youngest son today. Deep down, his brain doesn’t accept that as an answer.

He’s already met her oldest son, and they got along
Perfectly fine. He’s a people person, he knows how to deal with all types of personalities, without batting an eye. Almost thirty years of working with the JVA and their eccentric players have honed his people skills.

So why was he nervous?
He gets to Ayako’s house and is immediately put to work. Dinner is almost ready except for the finishing touches, so he’s setting the table while Akiteru, her oldest, is starting to bring out some of the dishes. Kuroo looks at them, eyebrows raised.
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Jun 15
#krtsk

‘Tell me your bio is a joke.’

When Tsukishima had seen his former teacher on the app he had downloaded, he had originally swiped as a joke. There was no way the Kuroo Tetsurou, heartthrob of Karasuno, would swipe back. It was vindicating to confirm he was gay though.
His bio? Absolutely not a joke.

He had less than a month to lose his virginity before he turned nineteen and he was determined to make it happen. He had only had the app for a few hours when DMs started rolling in, but his eyes caught on this one. Everyone else could wait.
‘Nope, I’m serious,’ he replies.

His bio was short and to the point. ‘Almost 19. Virgin. Not looking for a relationship, just someone to fuck me.’

‘Tsukishima. Do you know what kind of people you’re going to attract with that bio?’
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May 8
#krtsk

Kuroo hates his neighbor.

Correction: he hates his neighbor’s boyfriend who moved in three months ago, six months after Kuroo missed his one and only shot to ask out his original neighbor.
The neighbor, Kuroo’s long lost soulmate, the one who got away, was Tsukishima Kei, and Kuroo has had a crush on him since the day he moved in. He had offered to help carry boxes, joking that Tsukishima’s arms looked like they needed a break, and Tsukishima had glared at him in
such a bone chilling way, Kuroo was clearly hooked.

He had warmed up to him slightly when Kuroo had caught Tsukishima’s cat, Strawberry, after a daring and unfortunate escape from Tsukishima’s balcony to Kuroo’s.

They had coffee dates, they went grocery shopping together,
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Mar 4
#BoKuroTsuki royalty omegaverse au where kingdoms are ruled by alphas and alphas alone. Two alphas marry and they’ll both have harems, omegas who live to serve them and birth their heirs.

When Tsukishima presents as an omega, and his dad essentially donates him to the crown, he
Takes small solace in the fact that he avoided a worse fate. The kids in the estate had all told horror stories of whore houses that omegas were sold to, kidnapped and trapped in. He had seen their faces when he presented, a mix of pity and fear and mocking disgust.

Sure, his
Future was squashed to be nothing but a broodmare for the royal bloodline, but it could be worse. He had hear good things of their kings. Bokuto Koutarou and his husband, Kuroo Tetsurou. Even if they were cruel, no one but them could touch him. Stealing the kings’ property was a
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May 17, 2023
This but make it #krtsk where Kuroo is the blue and tsukki is the gray. And kuroo tries again, a year later, but at the exact time and tsukki texts him a place and a time for their first date.
OK this but a #krtsk #kurotsuki mini thread!!

Kenma shook his head as Kuroo paced back and forth in the room. ‘Panicking isn’t going to make the time pass any faster.’

‘Shh shush I didn’t ask for your judgement. He said try again in a year, I’m not missing my chance.’

‘Sane
People would’ve taken that to mean no.’

‘Kyanmaaa you don’t understand,’ Kuroo whined flopping down on the mattress next to Kenma. ‘He’s my soulmate he just doesn’t know it yet.’ Kuroo goes on a tangent, waxing poetic about the tall blonde he had been obsessing over for the
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