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Wait okay unhinged thought please tell me if it’s been written but like night at the museum #krtsk #kurotsukki where tsukki is a new guard working the night shift and he absolutely loses his shit when everything comes to life. He almost quits especially after the mannequin of
Famed general kuroo tetsurou comes to life and harasses him all night. Enemies(more like spicy acquaintances) to lovers where he ends up realizing he has feelings for a kuroo tetsurou mannequin(!!) which is absurd enough cause does he like the actual man, a fake representation of
The man?? He’s very confused and tries to talk to the painting of literature legend akaashi keiji, when he comes across the previous night guards tanaka and nishinoya stealing the scroll that brings the museum to life. He’s not ready to lose kuroo and has to chase them down,
Kuroo chases after them and like almost sacrifices himself because the museum items can’t be outside of the museum when the sun rises and tsukki loses it and is crying and yelling and it’s very dramatic and Tanaka and nishinoya help get kuroo back inside the museum because
They feel guilty and tsukki finds out that they were going to steal the scroll and a painting of a mysterious lady who says her name is kiyoko shimizu and they settle on just letting the two of them back in to see her whenever they want and tsukki gets to keep working with
His boyfriend who is a mannequin during the day??? But he’s happy so fuck you??? Idk everyone ends happy the end.
OK but also side #bokuaka where bokuto is a marble statue that is labeled as Zeus, but he insists his name is bokuto and someone mislabeled him forever ago, he doesn’t know why. (Tsukishima knows why, the man has more muscles than he even knew was possible) bokuto can either
Be found in the painting room talking to akaashi, or carefully moving Akaashis painting around so he can see new additions to the museum. At first Tsukishima was worried the muscled man was going to end up dropping or ripping akaashis painting, but then he asks Tsukishima to
Bring in some new books for him to read to akaashi and he can’t help but think that akaashi is in perfect hands. Also, he bribes bokuto to help him stop the miniature atsumu Miya from fighting with the miniature sakusa kiyoomi, exchanging books for a few more minutes w/ kuroo.

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