[thread]

It is the 5th October 2022 at #CPC2022

It is the day of @10DowningStreet @trussliz closing speech to conference

So I added an extra column to this to cover the *EXTRA* range of bullshit spaffed by Tories to deflect from the #minibudget

let's go through them
1. we "didn't lay the ground properly"

No you deliberately chose not only not to get the OBR to assess the mini budget

BUT YOU DID NOT EVEN PRESENT IT TO FUCKING CABINET
2. It is a coup

Errr

No

It isn't

A reminder - previous Prime Minister Boris Johnson when asked about a literal insurrection said:

"I have no knowledge of what happened"

3. disruption is the price of success

oh really

how did you know how much disruption there was going to be?

how much disruption is "too much" ?

when does "the success" arrive - are we talking like a 50 year time span?
4. we had a nation in mourning

exploiting the death of Queen Elizabeth II to provide cover for your mini budget disaster

Well I suppose

if you can lie to Her to unlawfully prorogue Parliament

and you can break the law and party whilst spaffing on the 1st duty of government ..
5. It was a high-speed, high-pressure environment

So now I'm going to reattach it to the thread I wrote of the 5x5 bingo card

Please god don't make me update this bingo card any more @trussliz

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Buckle up as we go back over a century in time

Other themes will be

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I did this bingo card yesterday

To wrap up 6 days of bullshit

Then Liz & Kwasi added to it (the red one in the centre)
The quote from @KwasiKwarteng

"The mini budget was absolutely essential in resetting the debate around growth and focusing us on delivering much better growth outcomes,"

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So apparently tanking the pound

Was "absolutely essential in resetting the debate"

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here's my bingo card which holds all the various bullshit spouted by

@LordAshcroft @toryboypierce, @andrew_lilico, @IEA @MarkJLittlewood @matthewlesh
@TelePolitics @AllisterHeath @Telegraph

These are all lies, shite and diversionary deflectionary garbage Image
1. only fell against the £

That is simply not true
2. Media are gunning for Liz Truss

oh really

fuck off with that shite Image
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1 - only a fall against $
2 - Remoaners rejoicing at damage
3 - People talking country down
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5 - It is a deliberate policy effect she sought

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2 - not rejoicing, it is concern
3 - see 2
4 - 💩
5 - if true invalidates 1-4
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