The Tory Sleazy Party: A 🧵#ToryCriminalsUnfitToGovern#TorySleaze
This is Rob Roberts in 2021 he was found to have made repeated unwanted sexual advances. He was suspended for 12 weeks he was allowed to return in October 2021 he is the MP Delyn 1/
This is Matt Hancock he broke social distancing rules and had to resign after being caught on camera kissing his aide in his ministerial office he is the MP for West Suffolk 2/
This is Owen Paterson he was found by parliament’s standards watchdog to have committed an “egregious” breach of lobbying rules. He was the MP for North Shropshire he resigned in Nov 2021 3/
This is Simon Case. He was in charge of overseeing the inquiry into lockdown breaches by gov until it transpired he himself had broken the law and held a party when it was illegal to do so 4/
This is David Warburton he was suspended from the party after a series of allegations relating to sexual harassment and cocaine use. He is the MP for Somerton & Frome. The investigation is on going 5/
This is Charlie Elphicke he was found guilty in 2020 of three counts of sexual assault and sentenced to prison for 2 years. He was the MP for Dover 6/
This is Ihmran Ahmed Khan He was MP for Wakefield until he was found guilty of the sexual assault of a 15 year old boy and sentenced to 18 months in prison. He resigned in April this year 7/
This is Andrew Griffiths. He was the MP for Burton. In 2018 it was found that he had sent over 2000 sexually explicit text messages to two female constituents. He was later found to have r*ped his wife and subjected her to coercive control 8/
This is Neil Parish he was the MP for Tiverton & Honiton. He resigned after it was found that he had twice watched porn while in the HoC 9/
An unnamed Tory MP is arrested in May 2022 for rape and sexual offences he remains an MP but has been ordered to stay away from the HoC while the investigation is ongoing. 10/
This is Rishi Sunak. He was found to have broken Lockdown Laws and fined by the police. He is the MP for Richmond 11/
This is Alexander Boris dePfeffel Johnson (former PM) he broke the law when he attended a party at Downing Street while it was illegal as per his own Governments laws. He was eventually fired in disgrace after the Pincher Scandal. He is the MP for Uxbridge & South Ruislip 12/
This is Jamie Wallis. They are the MP for Bridgend. They were found guilty of driving offences including failure to stop at the scene of an accident 13/
This is Chris Pincher he resigned after reports emerged he had groped two men at a private club. He had previously resigned in 2017 for unwanted advances against a Tory activist 14/
This is Conor Burns. He is the MP for Bournemouth West. Today he has been fired from his position in Gov after allegations of "serious misconduct" at the Tory Conference 15/
This is Lee Anderson aka 30p Lee. He was caught on Camera in Birmingham assaulting a peaceful protestor for simply asking him a question. No charges have been brought. He is the MP for Ashfield 16/
This is Andrew Bridgen he was found to have lied under oath about his family’s business. He is under investigation for lobbying and failure to declare interests. He is the MP for North West Leicestershire 17/
An unnamed Tory MP and ex minister is arrested in august 2020 but never charged. The woman he assaulted was hospitalised for her injuries 18/
This is Stephen Crabb. He was found to have sent unwanted sexually explicit text messages forcing him to resign his position in the DWP. He is MP for Presli Pembrokeshire
An unnamed Tory MP is accused of drugging and assault fellow MPs. So far no idea if an investigation is under way 20/
This is Mark Field. In 2019 he was caught on camera assaulting a female protestor by grabbing her by the neck. He was the MP for Cities of London and Westminster 21/
This is Mark Menzies. In 2014 he had to resign as PPS after allegations surfaced that he paid a Brazilian Male escort that for sex and drugs. He is MP for Fylde in Lancashire 22/
This is Natalie Elphicke she was suspended for one day after she was found to have attempted to influence the outcome of her husband’s sexual assault case. She is MP for Dover 23/
This is Theresa Villiers. She was suspended for one day after she was found to have tried to influence the outcome of the sexual assault case against Charlie Elphicke. She is MP for Chipping Barnet 24/
This is Sir Roger Gale. He was suspended for one day after it was found he attempted to influence the outcome of Charlie Elphicke’s sexual assault case. He is MP for North Thanet 25/
This is Adam Afriyie. He is facing a petition for forced bankruptcy by the HMRC for unpaid taxes. He is the MP for Windsor /26
This is Siobhan Baillie. She is reported to have fast tracked at least one contract worth £276m down the PPE VIP Lane. The person who got that contract became a Tory donor ( what a surprise). She is the MP for Stroud 27/
This is James Grundy. He was forced to apologise after footage surfaced of him from 2009 flashing his genitalia in a pub. He is MP for Leigh 28/
This is Shaun Bailey. He had to resign from a number of positions he held after he was forced to admit he attended a party at Downing Street in December 2020 when it was illegal to do so. He is a member of the London Assembly 29/
This is Michelle Mone. She fast tracked her own company to a £122million PPE contract during the covid pandemic. It was also awarded an £80m contract She was given a life peerage by DC and sits in the HoL the company that got the contract is under investigation by the NCA 30/
This is Sir Michael Fallon. He was forced to resign as Defence Sec in 2017 after historic sexual harassment surfaced and was also implicated in the 2017 Westminster Sex Scandal. He was MP for Sevenoaks until he stood down in 2019. He is still a member of the party. 34/
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To the tune of We Didn't Start the Fire I give you the latest parody. With some serious artistic license, not in any chronological order and credit for the first two verses and the chorus going to @HutchPopperson
This is We Didn't want the liars 👇#ALtLyricsParodyCrew
Boris Johnson, Mad Nads, mystery daughter, Bojo’s Dad
Social media, Daily Mail, smelly people go to jail.
David Cameron, Michael Gove, pigs heads, grams of blow.
North London, South London, are apparently “no go”.
Elon Musk, Space X, Tesla windows broke by eggs.
Gosling, “Barbie” and the one about the bomb.
Covid 19, Vaccine, England’s got a new king.
Hall, O’Connor, Macgowan goodbye.
In light of Gillian Keegan's rant yesterday I thought I'd collate a list of things the Tories have done a "fucking good job" at
Please feel free to add to it
#ToriesOut425 #TakeAChillPillGill 1. Screwing over a school generation 2. breaking the law with parties during lockdown
3. Gaslighting the nation 4. Back Tracking on promises 5. lining their mates pockets 6. lining their own pockets 7. tax dodging 8. Underfunding the schools 9. Underfunding the NHS 10. causing strikes 11. going through PMs 12. Tanking the economy 13. Destroying our rivers
14. not keeping our children safe 15. not reducing crime 16. Breaking international law 17. breaking international law again 18. fire and rehire 19. Passing the blame 20. Losing by-elections 21. losing councils 22. Breaking the law - seatbelt gate
The importance of the ECHR a thread
The ECHR was set up in the wake of WW2 and the Holocaust. The UK was integral to the ECHR with British Lawyers drafting large sections of it and Winston Churchill being a vociferous advocate for it. /1
The ECHR was a BRITISH idea and drafted by BRITISH Lawyers to protect citizens from abuses of state. /2
The ECHR protects the human rights of people in countries that belong to the Council of Europe.
The Council of Europe was formed in 1949 and has NOTHING to do with the EU. The CoE has 47 members as opposed to the EU’s 28. /3
For any fans of Boney M I apologise now...
You see inspiration struck yesterday so I did a thing. To the tune of Rasputin - an ode to DJT
There lived a certain man in DC long ago
He was big and round and he had an orange glow
Most people looked at him with horror and disgust
But to Maga chicks he was lovely and robust
He could cheat the people like a bounder
Full of bull was he, so crud
But he also was the kind of pounder
Maga's thought a stud
Clearsprings Ready Homes Ltd has a gov contract worth £1billion to provide housing for refugees and asylum seekers for the Home Office in Wales and S England which is due to expire in 2029. But who are they?
Please note it's not in order or likely complete
A thread /1
Clearsprings Ltd have been providing “ready to move in” homes for central and local government since 2000 (more on this later) /2
In 2009 they won a contract to operate all Approved Houses for those on bail. They opened more than 160 premises. They were accused of failing to consult the local councils properly over the accommodation /3