The Tory Sleazy Party: A 🧵#ToryCriminalsUnfitToGovern #TorySleaze
This is Rob Roberts in 2021 he was found to have made repeated unwanted sexual advances. He was suspended for 12 weeks he was allowed to return in October 2021 he is the MP Delyn 1/ Image
This is Matt Hancock he broke social distancing rules and had to resign after being caught on camera kissing his aide in his ministerial office he is the MP for West Suffolk 2/ Image
This is Owen Paterson he was found by parliament’s standards watchdog to have committed an “egregious” breach of lobbying rules. He was the MP for North Shropshire he resigned in Nov 2021 3/ Image
This is Simon Case. He was in charge of overseeing the inquiry into lockdown breaches by gov until it transpired he himself had broken the law and held a party when it was illegal to do so 4/ Image
This is David Warburton he was suspended from the party after a series of allegations relating to sexual harassment and cocaine use. He is the MP for Somerton & Frome. The investigation is on going 5/ Image
This is Charlie Elphicke he was found guilty in 2020 of three counts of sexual assault and sentenced to prison for 2 years. He was the MP for Dover 6/ Image
This is Ihmran Ahmed Khan He was MP for Wakefield until he was found guilty of the sexual assault of a 15 year old boy and sentenced to 18 months in prison. He resigned in April this year 7/ Image
This is Andrew Griffiths. He was the MP for Burton. In 2018 it was found that he had sent over 2000 sexually explicit text messages to two female constituents. He was later found to have r*ped his wife and subjected her to coercive control 8/ Image
This is Neil Parish he was the MP for Tiverton & Honiton. He resigned after it was found that he had twice watched porn while in the HoC 9/ Image
An unnamed Tory MP is arrested in May 2022 for rape and sexual offences he remains an MP but has been ordered to stay away from the HoC while the investigation is ongoing. 10/ Image
This is Rishi Sunak. He was found to have broken Lockdown Laws and fined by the police. He is the MP for Richmond 11/ Image
This is Alexander Boris dePfeffel Johnson (former PM) he broke the law when he attended a party at Downing Street while it was illegal as per his own Governments laws. He was eventually fired in disgrace after the Pincher Scandal. He is the MP for Uxbridge & South Ruislip 12/ Image
This is Jamie Wallis. They are the MP for Bridgend. They were found guilty of driving offences including failure to stop at the scene of an accident 13/ Image
This is Chris Pincher he resigned after reports emerged he had groped two men at a private club. He had previously resigned in 2017 for unwanted advances against a Tory activist 14/ Image
This is Conor Burns. He is the MP for Bournemouth West. Today he has been fired from his position in Gov after allegations of "serious misconduct" at the Tory Conference 15/ Image
This is Lee Anderson aka 30p Lee. He was caught on Camera in Birmingham assaulting a peaceful protestor for simply asking him a question. No charges have been brought. He is the MP for Ashfield 16/ Image
This is Andrew Bridgen he was found to have lied under oath about his family’s business. He is under investigation for lobbying and failure to declare interests. He is the MP for North West Leicestershire 17/ Image
An unnamed Tory MP and ex minister is arrested in august 2020 but never charged. The woman he assaulted was hospitalised for her injuries 18/ Image
This is Stephen Crabb. He was found to have sent unwanted sexually explicit text messages forcing him to resign his position in the DWP. He is MP for Presli Pembrokeshire Image
An unnamed Tory MP is accused of drugging and assault fellow MPs. So far no idea if an investigation is under way 20/ Image
This is Mark Field. In 2019 he was caught on camera assaulting a female protestor by grabbing her by the neck. He was the MP for Cities of London and Westminster 21/ Image
This is Mark Menzies. In 2014 he had to resign as PPS after allegations surfaced that he paid a Brazilian Male escort that for sex and drugs. He is MP for Fylde in Lancashire 22/ Image
This is Natalie Elphicke she was suspended for one day after she was found to have attempted to influence the outcome of her husband’s sexual assault case. She is MP for Dover 23/ Image
This is Theresa Villiers. She was suspended for one day after she was found to have tried to influence the outcome of the sexual assault case against Charlie Elphicke. She is MP for Chipping Barnet 24/ Image
This is Sir Roger Gale. He was suspended for one day after it was found he attempted to influence the outcome of Charlie Elphicke’s sexual assault case. He is MP for North Thanet 25/ Image
This is Adam Afriyie. He is facing a petition for forced bankruptcy by the HMRC for unpaid taxes. He is the MP for Windsor /26 Image
This is Siobhan Baillie. She is reported to have fast tracked at least one contract worth £276m down the PPE VIP Lane. The person who got that contract became a Tory donor ( what a surprise). She is the MP for Stroud 27/ Image
This is James Grundy. He was forced to apologise after footage surfaced of him from 2009 flashing his genitalia in a pub. He is MP for Leigh 28/ Image
This is Shaun Bailey. He had to resign from a number of positions he held after he was forced to admit he attended a party at Downing Street in December 2020 when it was illegal to do so. He is a member of the London Assembly 29/ Image
This is Michelle Mone. She fast tracked her own company to a £122million PPE contract during the covid pandemic. It was also awarded an £80m contract She was given a life peerage by DC and sits in the HoL the company that got the contract is under investigation by the NCA 30/ Image
This is Sir Michael Fallon. He was forced to resign as Defence Sec in 2017 after historic sexual harassment surfaced and was also implicated in the 2017 Westminster Sex Scandal. He was MP for Sevenoaks until he stood down in 2019. He is still a member of the party. 34/ Image

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