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Oct 13 12 tweets 4 min read
OMG I just learned that Zildo had his Twitch stream demonetized after the Jello Pie clapback blew up!
Holy shit, I just checked and Zildo's Twitch, TikTok, and IG are all now gone! WTF is going on? What are you hearing?
Just hit up the Snazzy Chaps ($Snazzies on gimpload) and they're waiting on a Flaproom statement from Zildo soon... details coming
Let's get this trending #FreeZildo
Okay y'all this is officially getting weird... Snazzy Chaps said Zildo claims all his streams disappeared after he thumbed up a GlamGram of Jello Pie's gf at Coachella. WTF dude?

#FreeZildo
#FuckJelloPie
Are y'all sitting down? The Snazzies screencapped Jello Pie's gf's GlamGram and JFC his gf is ALLEGRA BUDENMAYER. Let that sink in.
LOLOLOLOL get this, Allegra now goes by "JelloDiva" on GlamGram and FanThirst! Check it out for yourselves!

Looks like she didn't learn her lesson last time!

#FreeZildo
#FuckJelloPie
#CancelAllegra
big update from the Snazzy Chaps Flaproom via Gimpload: Zildo says without his Twitchstream Venmos he will be evicted from the Zildo Crib at the end of month. The Chaps offered him a place at the Snazz Shack but he was too proud to take it. Choking up rn
Awful: the Snazzies announced on Flaproom they were going to do a live stunt-tasting fundraiser for Zildo next Thursday, but their Flapstream was cut!

Zildo needs our help, people -- give whatever you can on Fundo, Bankler, Mula. Every Buzzcoin matters!

#freeZildo
I dare you Jello Pie & Jello Diva stans to defend any of this. I fucking DARE you.
How you can help to end this travesty:

delete all apps funded by Rampit Capital

shunstorm Jello Pie and Jello Diva on all the platforms

name, shame, & boycott all their influencer agencies & clients, e.g. Mompants Ultra and Sour Dips cat candy. Add others in comments
IT'S WORKING, Y'ALL. I just checked and Jello Pie has now taken his Twitch, IG, Tik, Spazm, Seizr, and RitLin streams ALL PRIVATE!

Let's keep this goooooing

#FreeZildo
#FreeZildo
#FreeZildo

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