Every day at 5 AM I arise from fearful word count dreams to find myself suddenly transformed into a @GailSimone twitter thread run through a WorldCon blender because I forgot Time Zones exist. I look in the mirror and discover Gregor Samsa writing samizdat @catvalente novellas.
“out, out, foul fanfic writers!”, Orlando interrupts. “WorldCon is next year damnit, this is”

And with that Beast Boy fridges me for stealing @seananmcguire lines for my AO3 word count when I’m only a hemidemisemipro if you count patreon O:) #fandom #amwriting #annoyed
(The Bear entering the room is @matociquala of course, but I already left the TED Talk soapbox so I didn’t have to prove I went to readercon once back in the day…)
…if you send the tweet with a Hugo hashtag it counts as original fan work right? Asking for uh… a friend. Named me. But also named my AO3 account. :)
If you get someone to read it in fursuit it counts as a theatrical though, last I checked. (cc @wakewolfasl @kiapurity @chimerasame maybe if I have a script for @WeAreAKon it could even debut in 2023!)
This is all part of my vast cosplay conspiracy to get any Hugo eligibility rules about fan games confused with @Glasgowin2024 rules about @hugogirlpodcast and @Hugo_Book_Club while I am writing polite apologies about skipping Scottish Games Week due to passports and strange >
@Glasgowin2024 @hugogirlpodcast @Hugo_Book_Club > American rules over what counts as professional travel when my doctor has to reschedule appointments due to disagreements amongst insurerers about whether a chart that says my legal name really is my legal name in different American states. #grumble

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