Over the weekend I had drinks with a friend whose wife left him. In summary this was his advice to me:
1. Listen to your spouse. Actually listen. Don’t dismiss their concerns. 2. Don’t make jokes about or light of your spouse. Treat your spouse with reverence.
3. Remember your wedding vows and look at your wedding and honeymoon photos monthly to remind you why you are married. 4. Give thanks for your spouse. Imagine if they died and the void they would leave. That void is like separation or divorce.
5. Don’t argue with your spouse in public or in front of the children. Don’t raise your voices. Talk as if you were in the office of a professional. 6. Don’t bring your bad temper or negativity home, your family is not a punching bag.
7. Don’t complain or criticise for no reason, negative words create negative emotions. 8. Make time for each other and treat each day and interaction as the first date. You must constantly earn your spouse’s affection and time.
9. Small gifts, remembered birthdays and anniversaries are always appreciated. 10. Say sorry when you are wrong, accept apologies graciously and never go to bed with an argument still on foot. 11. Kiss each other daily. Touch each other gently. Say “I love you”.
12. Your spouse is your equal and partner. 13. Keep your promises. 14. Make time for sex.
Put 8 monkeys in a room. In the middle of the room is a ladder, leading to a bunch of bananas hanging from a hook on the ceiling. Each time a monkey tries to climb the ladder, all the monkeys are sprayed with ice water, which makes them miserable.
Soon enough, whenever a monkey attempts to climb the ladder, all of the other monkeys, not wanting to be sprayed on, set upon him and beat him up. Soon, none of the eight monkeys ever attempts to climb the ladder.
One of the original monkeys is then removed, and a new monkey is put in the room. Seeing the bananas and the ladder, he wonders why none of the other monkeys are doing the obvious. But undaunted, he immediately begins to climb the ladder.
When I was younger, when my mother would cook beans, she would wash the beans and throw outside the odd looking ones. However, when the rains came those beans would grow and produce so much fruit.
Moral of story: People may reject or discard you because you don't seem valuable. But the day is coming that they will realise the greatness inside of you.
So don't let any job or organisation steal your joy. Just keep pushing and the doors of progress will be open to you one day. There is a season for everything. Don't worry. Your time will come.
After 37 years of marriage. Jake dumped his wife for his Young secretary. His new girlfriend demanded that they live in Jake and Edith's multi-million dollar home and since the man's lawyers were better he prevailed.
He gave Edith his now ex-wife just 3 days to move out. She spent the 1st day packing her belongings into boxes crates and suitcases. On the 2nd day she had to movers come and collect her things.
On the 3rd day she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dinning room table by candlelight put on some soft background music and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar and a bottle of Moet.
An army barracks had four soldiers guarding a concrete slab in front of the barracks at all times.
Different commanders came and went but the tradition remained; the soldiers changed shifts guarding the slab.
After 80 years, a new commander was assigned to the barracks. Amongst the things he did was to ask why things were done the way they were.
When he asked why soldiers were guarding the slab, he was told, We've always done it this way.
It's our tradition. Our former commanders instructed us to do that.
The commander was bent on finding out the reason for this practice. He went to the Archives to look for answers and came across a document that had the explanation.
I must start by saying this is not a response to any rumored exposé on any Pastor. What follows is a collection of random thoughts and beliefs, some of which I have held for years – and have now decided to share.
A THREAD!!!
1. At their very best, Pastors are only MEN of God. There is no simpler way to convey this truth. Your Pastor, no matter how holy he behaves and how many times a day he says “God bless you”, is only a man. His ‘Pastoral calling’ does not grant him immunity to the temptations and
fallings that befall other men. Guys, even Jesus was a man! (I Tim. 2: 5). He grew hungry, thirsty, and was equally tempted by the devil!
Some 23 years ago I went to my Father's office to collect monies for some school supplies including books. His Orderly asked that I wait that my Dad was in a certain rush but I had to go back to Ekpoma from Benin the same day so I walked into the office.
I saw the rush as he was standing to leave, but seeing me he had to attend to my needs. My father is or was not one who would give you money without justification, so he scrutinised my list and I defended every kobo. Suddenly his doors was pushed open and I heard his loud voice..
Morning Sir, it was his Boss, the Commissioner of Police Edo state.