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just a heads up everybody, its apparently now against twitter rules of service to offer mr musk an enjoyable evening with a person who doesnt exist
lol I seriously cant believe i lost the appeal, its so goddam ridiculous
now I know how jesus felt

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Oct 27
just a heads up that conservatives are gearing up for another january 6 in pennsylvania Tucker Carlson says you shouldn’t accept election results Ted Cruz says it’s weird that millions of PA votes can tak
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im sure its fine that the people who wanted to execute the vice president are spreading the same lies and planning the same shit as before only now they have their goons in positions of power and ready
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Oct 24
hey @greggutfeld im gonna thread some jokes for ya as i think about them, feel free to use brotha!

"looks like theres a tide pod shortage (thanks brandon lol) -- i havent seen millenials this blue since i saw my starbucks baristas freaking hair!"
@greggutfeld "the new call of duty came out - i havent seen an unemployed lib love getting this bombed since hunter freakin' biden!"
"did ya hear theyre pooping in litter boxes now? i thought the only litter the libs liked was the trash they left on the scene at the dang BLM protests!"
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Oct 20
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how long are other outlets going to let this fucking psychopath send his incel army after their employees without fighting back at all
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Oct 19
fox news is doing a mock trial for hunter biden
the honorable mike lindell presiding
Mr Biden, you have been charged with the crime of one count of Russia Hoax and two counts of Lamestream Media. How do you plea sir?
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Sep 15
ron desantis should be arrested for this but instead itll make him a bigger star in gop politics
republican politics comes down to who can be the meanest to the people “you” dont like, its the only thing that matters to them
all to get praise on fox news, what a pathetic and vile excuse for a human being
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Sep 15
conservatives gloating like high schoolers who opened a box full of flies in social studies over gop governors bussing migrants to "blue states" are some of the most despicable, immoral, inhumane people on the planet
how fucked up in the head do you have to be to be like "haha im going to punish blue states by sending them people" -- fucking grotesque
and any dem who complains about it and doesnt do everything they can to accommodate deserves a place in hell right next to the vile pieces of shit gloating about it
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