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Nov 2 • 6 tweets • 2 min read
mueller is coming
Emperor Trump's bid for a fourth term is facing "severe headwinds" according to a pamphlet being circulated around the #Resist reeducation camp today. "I think we really got him this time," law professor Gabe Higgenbottom said.
"It seems h's in violation of a provision in the new Very Powerful Trump Laws passed in the GOP Putsch of 2027," Higgenbottom added. The professor believes that despite the ongoing threat of Young GOP Fire Brigades on the street, his petition will be heard and Trump will lose.
As the latest BadThink purge swept up dissidents in the camp, several insisted that they felt Trump's days were numbered and that the Marshal of the Supreme Trump Court would be shamed into action against the Emperor.
"I can't donate to the Lincoln Project anymore because they banned liberals from owning computers or having money, but in my heart I believe that people will spontaneously come to the position that Trump has gone too far and remove him from office," said an anonymous source.
"Trump is on his way out, verbally RT if you agree," whispered a man identified only as Occupy Democrats as he was led off to a MAGA Interrogation Center.

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Nov 4
The Plan
Who left the Gender Reassignment Open Border Plan v16.5 out again?
1. Open the border
2. Let everyone in
3. Reassign the genders
4. Have drag queens teach CRT
5. Full communism
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Nov 3
its weird a lot of the time how we try to graft modern tech on top of an absurd antiquated system. like paying for things. in 2022 we're still ascribing some kind of magical power to your signature, like its still 1620 and youre receiving deliveries of goods
"certainly you've already paid for this item electronically and the money has been transferred from your bank, but please affix this mystical signature at the bottom so the spell doesn't break"
i recently had something notarized and im like "right, yes, i went to the magical third party and he saw me sign the thing and then he used his wizard stamp on it so everything is official and legal now"
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Nov 3
Democratic leaders and consultants think if you fiddle with some knobs at the edges of politics you win and ignore mass motivation of voters especially infrequent voters
It’s insane for the party that twice elected BARACK OBAMA to see the world this way
This mindset probably predates it but you can see a lot of this stemming from Mark Penn’s book Microtrends which said this kind of knob fiddling could work. Then he tried it out running Clinton’s campaign and got swamped by a mass movement candidate:
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Nov 3
because it helps people. they hate social security and medicare because it helps people. that's it.
why republicans do the things they do:
during the great depression, before social security, the prospect for old people with nothing to live on was "get fucked," and this is the republican ideal of how life should be in america. if you're poor, but especially if you're a minority and poor? "get fucked."
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Nov 3
biden accusation, gop sputtering response. the kind of thing that needs to happen more and more.
theres a reason so much of the conservative message is built around making (untrue and outlandish) accusations against democrats: it works.

it just happens that the things democrats accuse the gop of ARE TRUE so they should SAY THEM MORE
republicans want to kill social security
republicans want to keep your college debt
republicans want to inspect your kids genitals
republicans want to flood our schools with guns
republicans want to pollute the oceans
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Nov 3
This is brain dead stuff that thinks talking about economics is some magic wizard key. It's the leftist version of West Wing Brain.
This was something that Sanders never got. You don't defang racism misogyny by making it about economics, you have to address these things head on, just like fascism.
It's a horseshoe misreading of politics where leftists and super-Democrats meet.
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