#cuckji #xiancheng / #chengxian

WWX bringing LWJ into town needling him about trying on female clothes and dressing up as a girl because quote “what a waste of that beautiful face” unquote.

When they enter the town, and LWJ is in the hands of some very excited
store assistants who have bundles and bundles of different clothes and accessories for him to try on, Wei Wuxian spots out of the corner of his eye a female cultivator who looks remarkably similar to Madam Yu and nearly got a whiplash.
His first instinct was to hide because what if Madam Yu came with Zidian sparkling on her finger ready to pull on his ear and scream at him about how he failed to protect—yeah.

But as he continued to observe the female cultivator he later realised that it was
Jiang Cheng in disguise!

Wei Wuxian is flabbergasted and waved a hand backwards telling LWJ he’ll be back and runs after Jiang Cheng without a second glance.

LWJ: trapped in the hands of very, VERY excited young women 😧
When WWX catches up with Jiang Cheng, he finds out that Jiang Cheng is disguised as a woman for a mission. Because women have been targeted recently and Jiang Cheng didn’t want to get his female disciples in danger (you know the drill)
WWX insists to stay with Jiang Cheng to protect his modesty (JC: what modesty 🙄). Conveniently forgetting about LWJ whom he left behind.

LWJ going through 20 different shades of eye shadow : someone save me 😰😰
Jiang Cheng is a very convincing woman. Prettier than many even. And of course the mission goes smoothly with WWX watching from the distance, his hand on Chenqing in case backup was needed.

(None was required)

Until a stray LWJ fully made up and dressed up landed
In the middle of the chaos because he was standing outside the store once fully transformed and waiting for Wei Wuxian and got captured (lets say LWJ was VERY distracted and uncomfortable in his outfit which restricted his movements and Bichen was left in the store
because how can a demure lady carry a sword?? *gasp*)

Anyways, the appearance of LWJ distracted Jiang Cheng for a split second, and time is precious, and WWX immediately rushed out to protect Jiang Cheng while LWJ is tied up like “am I chopped liver to you”
Cue Jiang Cheng being super badass in his female outfit and showing no signs that the dress restricted his movements etc because Jiang Cheng had PRACTICE and WWX is going insane because

Jiang Cheng. Casually in women’s clothing??? When?? Why wasn’t he there??? And he
annoys his way into Lotus Pier where he stays for the rest of eternity.

To protect Jiang Cheng’s modesty of course! (Except from himself)

LWJ gets out of his restraints on his own in the end. (He’s safe. Don’t worry. Just sad cuckji alone playing inquiry to the moon)

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