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@christapeterso
Nov 15, 2022 • 109 tweets • 25 min read • Read on X
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i spent 2 hours curating a twitter blue screenshot storyline for my parents so here u go, for your own offline friends that want to have fun:

DAY 1 – ARRIVAL Elon Musk @elonmusk Entering Twitter HQ - let that sink in! [video of him arriving at twitter carrying a heavy porcelain sink] Elon Musk Replying to @elonmusk Meeting a lot of cool people at Twitter today!
Elon Musk @elonmusk [Status...
Elon Musk @elonmusk Twitter...
Elon Musk @elonmusk Twitter...
[Elon Musk Retweeted] David...
Elon Musk @elonmusk Because...
Elon Musk @elonmusk 11/4/22...
Elon Musk @elonmusk Widespr...
Rahul Kumar Pandey @raaahul...
launch is still a few days out! but the legacy bluechecks have begun to go rogue Elon Musk [verified] @chase...
Elon Musk [verified] @Sarah...
Elon Musk [verified] @h3h3p...
Elon Musk @elonmusk Twitter...
Elon Musk (real) [verified]...
Elon Musk [verified] @Chris...
Elon Musk [verified] @elonm...
meme: opening twitter for t...
Elon Musk [verified] @jeph...
RTGame Daniel @RTGameCrowd ...
2 DAYS UNTIL LAUNCH Platformer head: Musk disc...
o elon laid off half of everyone like a week ago, executives that weren’t laid off have been fleeing, this lady sleeps in her office now for the privilege of delivering a system to verify any rando with $8 within a week Esther Crawford @esthercraw...
1 DAY UNTIL LAUNCH Esther Crawford @esthercraw...
MDS @mds hold my beer [a gr...
LAUNCH DAY Marques Brownlee [verified]...
Elon Musk @elonmusk [verifi...
Elon Musk [verified] @elon_...
WA Emergency Management [ve...
Esther Crawford @esthercraw...
Nintendo of America [verifi...
Ben Shapiro [verified] @dBe...
Elon Musk @elonmusk 4d Are ...
Rudy W. Giuliani [verified]...
Elon Musk [verified] @Griff...
Tom Warren @tomwarren. 5d t...
American Girl [verified] @k...
meme- Elon Musk: *buys Twit...
TWITTER BLUE – DAY 2 Nintendo of Europe [verifie...
Roblox [verified] @Roblox_U...
Chiquita [verified] @Chiqui...
BP Global [verified] @BPDee...
Chiquita [verified] @Chiqui...
Ted Cruz [verifued] @creati...
Starbucks Coffee [verified]...
Tesla [verified] @TeslaReal...
Eli Lilly and Company [veri...
Eli Lilly stock price diving
Eli Lilly [verified] @Lilly...
‎ Nintendo of Europe [verif...
Elon Musk @elonmusk Going f...
Tesla [verified] @TeslaReal...
Tony Blair [verified] @MPTo...
Paul Graham [verified] @ycp...
AIPAC [verified] @AIPAC_USA...
Donald J. Trump [verified] ...
Pepsi [verified] @PEPICO Co...
Tesla [verified] @TeslaReal...
Lockheed Martin [verified @...
lockheed martin stock diving
TWITTER BLUE – DAY 3 Twitter Support [verified] ...
Game Freak [verified] @Game...
Bitcoin Archive @BTC_Archi...
i think this one is real? Washington State Dept. of N...
Mike Dewine [verified] @bim...
Nestlé [verified] @NestleDe...
Elon Musk @elonmusk 3d As T...
SpaceX [verified] @SpaceXOf...
Coca-Cola [verified] @Actua...
Zoë Schiffer @ZoeSchiffer ....
rat king @Mikelsaac current...
8:23 PM Mon Nov 14 head: Su...
Elon Musk @elonmusk Twitter...
The Washington Post A fake...
Elon Musk @elonmusk a pic ...
if u buy twitter blue for reasons other than mayhem whenever you tweet everyone bullies you hershel walker holding up h...one mannequin (?) pointing ...a blindfolded guy from a ga...the little king from shrek ...
the before times Kyle Grantham @kylegrantham...
in the way before times (2018) they were so AGGRESSIVE about banning the round the world elons. this man would grow up to have no concept of impersonation 4 years later Italian Elon Musk [avi is e...French Élon Musque [avi is ...French Elón Musque @FMusque...
and here we are today Eric Frohnhoefer @Eric Froh...
i don’t think this website will thrive :( Tom Dric @dric_tom Musk: &...
anyway if you are on this website you possibly work for him now
ok i did not actually send all these to my parents. i forgot i introduced it like that, if u sent it to your mom on faith it would be family friendly content that’s my bad
ok also as u can see the timeline is not exact, this thread should not be admitted in a court of law
ok i cut some stuff from the beginning because i was worried it would take too long to get to the meat… by popular demand, stephen king Stephen King @Stephen King ...
the extortion approach to finding advertisers Mike Davis @mrddmia 11/4/22...
“Elon Musk sending people to Mars” will never sound the same. A man that thinks he should sell twitter users verification symbols for $8 will need an outlet and simply unplug the oxygen machine
we are unplugging the oxygen machine and you will be fired if you object Casey Newton @CaseyNewton N...
unusual_whales @unusual_wha...
Elon Musk @elonmusk 2d Btw,...
Relatedly, more questions for this random guy elon returning this morning...
probably! Elon Musk @elonmusk Punting...
ok I know it is so good but I am sorry to say dojacat can’t go in the thread because it isn’t real
Max Burns @themaxburns In h...
Zoë Schiffer @ZoeSchiffer N...
Erin Woo @erinkwoo I am tol...
Eva @evacide For those of y...
i don’t think that’s enough
Zoë Schiffer @ZoeSchiffer N...
Alex Heath @alexeheath. 1h ...
Elon Musk @elonmusk 47m How...
downdetector.com/status/twitter/ a graph of twitter outages ...
one of the REMAINING employees
probably should have done it Elon Musk @elonmusk 10/30/2...
Dave Portnoy @stoolpresiden...
Elon Musk @elonmusk 10m And...
Zoë Schiffer @ZoeSchiffer N...
to literally every employee, simultaneously
counterpoint: elon musk is doing this to save the world Kyrstin Munson - 19h While ...if you believe people are i...For leaders in the middle- ...He won't say he's doing it ...

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Jun 9, 2024
The year is 1912. Guess how Zionist colonists are responding to Palestinians raising early concerns about how exclusionary Zionist settlement was impacting them. That’s right, by accusing them of antisemitism
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No one needs to speculate about what made Palestinians resist Zionism because it is documented, you can watch it develop
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people are like “Zionists did NOT colonize Palestine. it was a Jewish kingdom in 500 BC” as though Europeans showing up somewhere brown people live like “this all belongs to us…. We have a connection from two thousand years ago…..” isn’t the most colonial shit you’ve ever heard
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ok summary thread: A good citizen noticed Britain’s leading transphobe Helen Joyce next to him on the train having a meeting about not letting trans people use the toilet. Then he noticed she was multitasking with a little Harry Potter porno on her phone
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I'm sitting across from a TERF rn, who's editing some online doc about "Same sex spaces" Which she then sent to a WhatsApp group entitled "Sex Matters Staff"
AND THEN SHE SWITCHES TABS AND STARTS READING HARRY POTTER FANFIC PORN! God, I wish I was joking. The is the most cartoon-ass caricature l've ever seen in my life.
I'm 1000% certain I have seen the phrases/words: Hermione, Granger, Mudblood, breasts "The pulse in his cock was almost unbearable"
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And look, it didn’t seem likely. But he found what looks exactly like what was on her screen and it is Draco Malfoy jerkin it to Hermione Granger’s underpants
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I don’t think people fully appreciate what the @nytimes has done here. Nothing this extreme had been published in Israel and, as anyone could have predicted, the reaction was exceptionally genocidal
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To be clear the normal evidence for weaponized sexual violence in war is not forensic pathology, it is witness and victim testimony about a pattern of cases. What Israel is missing is just testimony from independent witnesses about multiple incidents, it is basic stuff
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oh in the same way that people were too focused on South African apartheid
There is no single, simple answer to these questions, but we believe that starting to answer them is an essential step in the renewal of the left. We offer our analysis of what we see as some of the most important problems here. Fetishisation of Israel/Palestine Israel/Palestine has become the central morality drama for much of the contemporary left, in a way that South Africa was for many in a previous generation.
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