i spent 2 hours curating a twitter blue screenshot storyline for my parents so here u go, for your own offline friends that want to have fun:
DAY 1 – ARRIVAL
launch is still a few days out! but the legacy bluechecks have begun to go rogue
2 DAYS UNTIL LAUNCH
o elon laid off half of everyone like a week ago, executives that weren’t laid off have been fleeing, this lady sleeps in her office now for the privilege of delivering a system to verify any rando with $8 within a week
1 DAY UNTIL LAUNCH
LAUNCH DAY
TWITTER BLUE – DAY 2
TWITTER BLUE – DAY 3
i think this one is real?
if u buy twitter blue for reasons other than mayhem whenever you tweet everyone bullies you
the before times
in the way before times (2018) they were so AGGRESSIVE about banning the round the world elons. this man would grow up to have no concept of impersonation 4 years later
and here we are today
i don’t think this website will thrive :(
anyway if you are on this website you possibly work for him now
ok i did not actually send all these to my parents. i forgot i introduced it like that, if u sent it to your mom on faith it would be family friendly content that’s my bad
ok also as u can see the timeline is not exact, this thread should not be admitted in a court of law
ok i cut some stuff from the beginning because i was worried it would take too long to get to the meat… by popular demand, stephen king
the extortion approach to finding advertisers
“Elon Musk sending people to Mars” will never sound the same. A man that thinks he should sell twitter users verification symbols for $8 will need an outlet and simply unplug the oxygen machine
we are unplugging the oxygen machine and you will be fired if you object
Relatedly, more questions for this random guy
probably!
ok I know it is so good but I am sorry to say dojacat can’t go in the thread because it isn’t real
ok summary thread: A good citizen noticed Britain’s leading transphobe Helen Joyce next to him on the train having a meeting about not letting trans people use the toilet. Then he noticed she was multitasking with a little Harry Potter porno on her phone archive.is/NJzXw
And look, it didn’t seem likely. But he found what looks exactly like what was on her screen and it is Draco Malfoy jerkin it to Hermione Granger’s underpants
@jk_rowling
@jk_rowling Sex Matters responded by immediately confirming that Helen Joyce was reading large print Harry Potter porn in public, but only to stop people from being trans. sex-matters.org/posts/press-re…
I don’t think people fully appreciate what the @nytimes has done here. Nothing this extreme had been published in Israel and, as anyone could have predicted, the reaction was exceptionally genocidal rotter.net/forum/scoops1/…
Every soldier serving in Gaza must read this. This eliminates many questions and apparent "moral dilemmas". These human savages grew up in an environment that encourages it, and supports it. There are no innocents in Gaza
This detail was extremely salient to some Israelis and what it meant to them was that there are no civilians in Gaza
To be clear the normal evidence for weaponized sexual violence in war is not forensic pathology, it is witness and victim testimony about a pattern of cases. What Israel is missing is just testimony from independent witnesses about multiple incidents, it is basic stuff
After months of searching Israel appears to have found one witness who claims to have seen 5 women raped and murdered at the Nova festival with a friend that partially backs her up, but no one can identify any of the victims among the 144 women that actually died there.
They don’t need fancy forensics they just need witnesses to concrete specific incidents, not unqualified people speculating about corpses. Israel’s claim is that there were many exceptionally violent sexual assaults, and it is really unusual for no one to have even heard
Look I just feel the same way about this as I would feel about a “leftist” making a big deal about America getting disproportionate attention when it is just one among many countries that perpetrate criminal wars of aggression
omg this just goes on and on. your country is currently perpetrating a genocide and you are directing your political energy into…. 6,000 word complaint letter to the international left???
Kind of essential context for the 10/7 attack is that the kibbutzim (full of civilians) were built around the Gaza perimeter essentially as self-sustaining paramilitary infrastructure to occupy and defend it until formal forces arrived, until very recently armed by the IDF
I think they always self-conceived as communities defending themselves but they had a military function and would actively engage in hostilities. By 10/7 they’d clearly largely lost their combat capabilities, just civilians living in this kind of paramilitary infrastructure
If you were trying to occupy the perimeter (a legitimate military objective) they’re the fortifications you would have to take, I have no idea how a formal military trying to comply with laws of war would navigate it. Really a nightmare situation
Lucy Letby was convicted of killing babies in ways that left no evidence and in some cases aren’t known to be physically possible (immobilizing lungs by putting air into stomach by ng tube) and if people learn you ever said the case was really concerning it’s all out hysterics
(The insulin results were for babies that didn’t die and weren’t independently considered suspicious. none of the babies that died were allegedly killed with insulin. If you care about wrongful convictions this being the only thing presented as hard evidence is a huge red flag)
She was accused by the unit’s senior doctors who would in normal circumstances be considered responsible for patient safety on the unit. Many of the babies Letby allegedly harmed and killed suffered medical errors, some really serious.