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Mike Stuchbery 💀🍷 Profile picture
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Nov 18, 2022 • 17 tweets • 9 min read • Read on X
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In celebration of @Obsidian's #Pentiment being released, I decided to put together a list of the things every small German town seems to have. #everysmallgermantown
The inhabitants of every small German town have a bizarre nickname, related to some obscure historical event.

Within fifty kilometres of my home, we have the 'Onion Eaters', the 'Moon Extinguishers' and the 'Corpse Rollers'.
Every small German town has a dimly-lit sports and shooting club at the edge of town, with crates of beer out the back.

When it's not being used for competitions or copious drinking, it's where the underage drinking happens.
Every small German town has the ruins of a medieval castle close by, on top of a hill.

Much of the time, the ruins are unsecured, and sporadically crumbling.

It's also a place for underage drinking, bonfires, and blasting Sabaton or similar metal. twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Every small German town has a regrettable incident from the 16th or 17th centuries when the crops failed, and a whole bunch of old ladies and teenage girls ended up getting burned as witches.
Every small German town has their own beer, that is only available within a 5km radius, but if you don't order it, shit gets 'Wicker Man' really quickly. twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Every small German town has a ghost story that seems innocuous enough, but talking to an old coot, they'll tell you the *real* story, often involving murder, rape, pedophilia, incest and/or cannibalism.

And the old coot believes in the ghost 100%, he's seen it. twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Every small German town has a farmer who keeps up ploughing up weird old coins that he has no time for, and will give you a handful if you ask nice.
Every small German town has a family That We Don't Talk About. There's no outward indication of why, and to what end, We Just Don't Talk About Them.

Close research would reveal the reasons often go back several generations, to a fistfight over pigs in 1880. twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Every small German name has a very specific dialect word for a bread roll, and God help you if you don't know it, because you won't get served otherwise. twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Every small German town has young ladies who are frighteningly proficient with a sharp farming implement, and have a free and forthright approach to sexuality, that some English-speakers may find confronting.
Every small German town was, at some stage, part of seventeen different states, territories, kingdoms, duchies and fiefdoms - in addition to the Roman Empire, the German Empire or the two modern German states. Or Austria. Or France. Or Poland. Or Cezechia. twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Every small German town has a patron saint who, often quite locally, was martyred in some ridiculous fashion, one you've never thought of before.
Every small German town has the church built in 1950... and the church built in 800.
Every small German town has a mineral water spring that tastes like pure ass, but damn if it doesn't cure your hangover, makes your hair grow back, fixes your worn ligaments and increases your libido. twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Every small German town has a festival - often a variation of carnival - where the normally dour, pious locals switch to costumed, fun-loving humper monkeys for a carefully scheduled period.

Usually there is a weird call you're supposed to respond to, like 'Ah-hah-hüü!'.
Finally, every small German town has one isolated bus stop where a bus only comes once a month, when the stars are right and the moon is dark. Nobody knows why.

It's still in DB Navigator.

Buy #Pentiment on Xbox or Steam. /FIN

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I studied the Nazis at university, taught the history of Nazi Germany on two continents and wrote for major newspapers about Nazi Germany. I am internet famous for fact-checking chuds on the history, ideology and policy of Nazi Germany.

That was a Nazi salute.
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Americans: 'Tommy Robinson' isn't in jail for exposing grooming gangs, he's there because a grift went off the rails and he ended up being sued for defaming a teenaged boy. I know, I helped fundraise that action.

He was warned to stop defaming the kid, he ignored it. FAFO.
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He knows this - it's all part of his grift.
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Sometimes when I get a little down in the dumps, I try to remember the amazing things around me, that connect me to a wider history, and my spirits soar.

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With #InternationalWomensDay on the 8th of March, here's who you can thank for its existence: Clara Zetkin! 🧵
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All the while she integral in forming the Second Socialist International, and other organisations. 🧵
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I tweeted that the inventor of the first real automobile, Gottlieb Daimler, died #onthisday in 1900.

Not many know this, but Daimler had a habit of scaring the bejesus out of his neighbours. I'd like to honour that. 1/4
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Also the seat caught fire. 3/4
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And I don't mean in a 'oops, didn't pay that bill way', but what years of grappling with if does to your job history and career progression.
There's loads of financial tools out there to help you keep track of where money is going - believe me, I use several.

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Working *harder* isn't an option.
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Yet perhaps we need to examine and acknowledge that grey zone of those who high functioning, and can do some things really well - but end up driving themselves into the ground over time.
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