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Nov 27 4 tweets 2 min read
Hugely enjoying the latest bonkers conspiracy theory that Matt Hancock is doing well in #ImACeleb because "the production team is in on it", etc. He's getting votes because he's being a good sport and a team player. Not because there's some grand conspiracy.
I mean, obviously there's an element of "make the fucker eat kangaroo anus and suffer", but I think it's gone beyond that now. If you're not steeped in Twitter and politics, it's easy to see him as a good sport who's mucking in and pulling his weight.
Yes, he shouldn't be there while parliament is sitting. Yes, it's grotesque that he's getting nearly half a million quid for this (divorce is *expensive*, eh). But it is an inspired casting by the #ImACeleb team, and it's paying off.
Finally, don't forget that the Tories have been pretty good at winning votes for the past decade or so. It's not a surprise he's doing well. I think and hope Jill will win, but I'm not surprised Hancock is in the final three.

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I really really wish broadcasting coverage of this fucking awful bill didn't rely so heavily on kneejerk reactions from pressure groups. There's no context to this at all; no discussion about why "legal but harmful" is such a hopeless and problematic concept.
We don't even really know what "harmful" means. Something that hurts someone's feelings? Whose feelings? A six-year-old? A 16-year-old? A 60-year old? Something that sends them down a disinformation rabbit hole? But who defines "misinformation"?
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and if there's one thing we learned from Huawei, it's that nobody wants an Android phone without Google services - the Play store, Gmail, Maps, YouTube etc. Yes, a tiny handful of nerds might be up for a Google-free phone, but trust me, it's a pain in the arse to use.
I have a couple of the Google-free Huawei phones kicking around in my kit drawer. Lovely cameras. Unuseable as actual mobile phones, because as well as the actual Google apps, so many other apps etc rely on the underlying Google services.
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